#poly hamilsquad quotes

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Poly hamilsquad quotes #25 featuring y\n!

Alex:*holding up the pet cat* stinky!

Y\N:Noo! Don't be mean!

John:*takes the cat and swings it back and forth* stinky bastard man!

Y\N:NOOO!!!

Laf:*from the kitchen* Naughty boy.

Herc:*from the bathroom* Brat cat!

Y\n:*distraught* NOOO!

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*a picture of a cat under a basket*

Alex:Punished for swiping at my feet while I was cleaning my office crimes.

John:I have no sympathy for this prisoner.

Herc:Let him serve his time.

Laf:Dirty prison man.

Y\n:NOOOO!!! BABY BOY!!!

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Poly hamilsquad quotes #20 featuring Y\N!

*screaming and laughter from the other room*

Y\N: What the hell is going on now? *walks into the room*

*Alex and John are screaming at each other while Herc records and Laf is dying of laughter*

Alex: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

John: It's my favorite movie!

Alex: HOLD ON! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH! RIGHT?! AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER?!

Laf: *wheezes*

Alex: A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO! *walks away*

Y\N: Wtf is going on?

Herc: Lex and John are fighting about the wizard of Oz.

Laf: *coughs violently*

John: I'm gonna stab him. *stands up*

Alex: *turns around* YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?! AM I WRONG?!

John: It's my favorite movie!

Alex: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DOG!!!

Y\N: This is the angriest I think I've ever seen Alex.

Herc: I know right?

John: *walks away* I'm not fighting with you.

Alex: GROW UP! *walks away*

John: *sits back down* I'm not fighting with you.

Alex: GROW UP!

John: Get educated buddy.

Herc: *ends video*

Y\N: You gotta put that on Facebook.

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Poly hamilsquad quotes #21

Laf: *with a pizza pan* I'm just cooking pizza *hits John, who is sitting on the floor,in the face*

John: *screams and delves into laughter*

Laf: *laughs as well, putting the pan down*

Herc and Alex: *dying behind the camera*

John: I WASN'T READY!

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Poly hamilsquad quotes #22

Alex:*walks by the back door and stops when he sees something* What the fuck is that? *steps outside and pulls out his camera*

*a weird looking cat is sitting on the back porch*

Alex:What the fuck is that? *zooms in on cat* What the fuck is that?! A fuckin cat?! Hey! Don't fucking look at me like that! That's a weird looking fucking cat!

*cat stares at him*

Alex:John! Yo! There's a stray cat outside! *turns around to see his pet cat* I don't want it starting a fight with Lucy!

*Lucy meows*

Alex:Lucy it's ok. *makes kissy noises* It's ok Lucy, don't worry about it. Laf! Herc! There's a weird fuckin stray cat outside! It looks... It looks like my grandma the fuckin thing! Hey! Get the fuck out of here! I don't even know if that's a fuckin cat! BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!

*cat starts walking towards him*

Alex:AGHHHHH! NO! NO! NO! NO! *runs back inside and turns the camera off*

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Poly hamilsquad quotes #17

Alex:Hi. My name is Alex and these are my boyfriends Hercules and laffayette.

Laf:And you are?

John:*lovestruck* Not as straight as I thought I was

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Poly hamilsquad quotes #15 ft Y/N!

Y/N:Let's get one thing straight. *points at herself* mom friend. *points at Herc* dad friend. *points at Laf* grandparent friend. *points at Alex and John* And you two are the trash babies.

Alex:Why are we the trash babies?

Y/N:Because we're the ones always looking out for you two to make sure you don't hurt yourselves. Now do you want a juice box or not?

John:Yes please!

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Poly hamilsquad quotes #16

Alex:*gets a headshot in a fps game*

John:Alex you're on a roll.

Alex:Am I? *stands up and grabs the roll from his seat and eats it.*

John:*starts to wheeze*

Alex:*delves into uncontrollable laughter*

Herc:Are you two high or something?

John:*horrendous wheeze*

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Poly hamilsquad quotes #18

Warning: spoilers for the movie "love Simon"

*the group going in to see love Simon*

John: This movie is going to be awesome and so gay!

Alex: We get it John. You're excited to see the movie. So are the rest of us.

Herc: I heard it's a box office hit.

Laf: I am just happy to see it with all of you mon amours.

*the group coming out of love Simon*

John: *in tears* The movie was just so sad and my gay heart couldn't take it!

Alex: I hated Martin, he was a dick

Herc: Who would have known Bram was blue all along.

Laf: *has no words it was so good*