FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FU-
I NEED HIM INSIDE OF ME NOOWWWWWW
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FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FU-
I NEED HIM INSIDE OF ME NOOWWWWWW
HIGHER. [Polyester & Polyurethane + Reader]
━╋ Summary: “So tell me- is it a crime to want them all; how could I decide on either or?”
━╋ Contains: SMUTTTTT GOOD LORD TURN BACK NOW CHILDREN-, no plot whatsoever, I went absolutely coke squirrel nuts, top! Polyester and Polyurethane because of the plot, plot = me, lotttssss of kissing, even more tongue, dirty talk, fingerfracking, cursing, double penetration, NO incest, NO sexual contact between the brothers because wtf do y’all think this is🤨, this is still a wh♡rehouse, but this is a wh♡rehouse with STANDARDS, bit of manhandling, spitting, dacryphilia, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, choking, squirting, mind break, this is intense, multiple rounds, the twins have big dicks, Polyurethane has a tongue piercing, an@l (f rec.), drooling, tagging this now I realize a few things about myself😭, pvssy spanking, spanking in general, petnames, the kissing is filthy seriously, a hint of degradation, tongue sucking, it gets messy, turn back while your still pure PLEA-
A/N- I apologize in advance but blame @strawberryraviegutz !!😭 she said something about polyester and polyurethane fics first!! This is her fault! Im innocent😭🕊️
━╋ English is not my first language so sorry for any mistakes.
Overwhelmed.
You were soooo overwhelmed.
Polyester & Polyurethane
YALL BETTER GET TO IT WITH THISE POLYURETHANE X READER AND OR POLYESTER X READER FICS. CMON GET TO WRITIN’(tho obviously take ur time doing so)
omg hi !!! i read all of your poly brothers posts and i need MORE >:3 so i have come to thee with a funny idea i got
imagine : one night brief is walking home and from afar he sees polyurethane making out with a girl in an alley. then the morning after he sees polyester with that same girl kissing at the park or smth. brief goes to tell panty and stocking and they immediately think that the poly brothers are getting played/cheated on by this girl and want to make fun of them for being stupid. but when they find the poly bros and start bickering, the girl appears out of nowhere and kisses both brothers to greet them. panty, stocking and brief are super confused while the poly bros are just like "uuuh this is our girlfriend, duh"
also bonus points if the girl is an angel, because i have read so many human reader fics but i thirst for angel reader
ok that's it i'm out, keep up your work (smooch) bye !!
Polyester x Fem! Reader x Polyurethane
Panty and Stocking didn't have much going on at the moment. Lazing around the house with Stocking eating her sweets and Panty laying across the couch, switching channels mindlessly on the TV. They had nothing to do, and they're bored as hell.
Just now, the front door slammed open only to reveal Brief, a panicked one at that. "You two wouldn't believe what I saw today!"
. . .
It was around night time. After another adventurous day with the Angels, Brief was completely bushed and was now heading home. He called home to pick him up and was waiting at the side of the street which then suddenly—he heard hushed voices and people giggling to themselves.
Brief didn't think much of it since it's most likely a couple getting it on in a public area—that's when he hears a familiar voice out of the two.
"You really are a wild one aren't you? Wanting to do it in public..."
It was Polyurethane! Almost immediately he looks back to find him with a girl in an alley way, making out. Polyurethane's hands were on her waist, hiking up her shirt. While the girl has her hands wrapped around Polyurethane's neck as the both of them passionately kiss each other. Brief flushed from the sight, turning back as if nothing happened.
From the glimpse he had back there, that girl could be Polyurethane's girlfriend. Or she could be a hook-up... But Brief shouldn't speculate things. He then went back to what he was doing, though he moved farther from that alley way.
. . .
Brief was out doing errands for the Anarchy sisters. There weren't any ghosts popping up these days resulting in Daten City being peaceful, for now. Just as he was walking past the park, he saw a familiar hair of purple.
Slowing down from his tracks and looking at the purple head more thoroughly, he recognized Polyester in an instant. And it looks like he's with someone, a friend perhaps?
Upon closer inspection, that someone the red-eyed angel was with was a girl—the girl he recognized the other night! And she was kissing Polyester!!! Brief's jaw dropped from shock once he recalls the events she witnessed her in with the other brother.
Compared to Polyurethane—his brother, Polyester, takes on a more vanilla act with his hand tilting the girl's chin upwards as he kisses her tenderly. The sight was pretty romantic and Brief could've sworn there were hearts flying around them.
. . .
With this information at hand, Panty and Stocking's first saying was–
"She's two-timing them."
"Oh she's definitely cheating on both of them."
The sisters knew they couldn't pass up the opportunity to make fun of them. So when the four angels met by chance, the sisters immediately took upon their chance. Which resulted in the four bickering with each other.
"What 'cheating' are you talking about!?"
"We need context you know!"
That only conspires Panty and Stocking's mockery for the brothers. "Oh you didn't know~?" Panty says, taunting. "For someone who claims to be top-notch, I'm surprised you'd get easily fooled." Says Stocking. Brief, who decided to tagged along, tried to settle everyone down.
Just then, a familiar face shows up which lit up the brothers faces. You kissed both of their cheeks as a greeting, and once you registered there were others here as well. You ask the two who these three are. The brothers lean into you and introduce you to them.
"This is our girlfriend."
That information completely shocks the three as you and the brothers all look at them with confusion.
The sillies mentioned in the new ep‼️‼️
And we all cheered ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
I lost the ask to this but someone requested Cupid! Reader with the poly bros! Enjoy!
𝓒𝔀. None, just some silliness
➴ Being an angel, you’ll see them around a lot. Whether it’s in heaven or around the city during your working hours.
➴ They hunt ghosts while you make the humans kiss.
➴ But it’s not all glitz and glam though— some people don’t even want to fall in love or will reject you at every turn even though they’re clearly fated to be with someone!
➴ It makes your job that much harder to do.
➴ And you have a fucking quota!!!
➴ You don’t make the rules dude!! You just work here!! So fucking fall in love already!!!
➴ When they first met you, depending on your rank, they’ll probably stare at you like you were a creature.
— “Woah you guys still actually exist?? Like fr?? I thought that job would’ve ended by like, the 18th century.” “Yeah isn’t that problematic? Aren’t people supposed to have like, free will and all that?”
➴ If you are using a traditional bow and arrow I’m sorry to say but they will be making fun of it calling it a boomer artifact.
➴ But they’re not totally unreasonable, they’re no strangers to doing heavenly traditions and understand that you’re just doing your job.
➴ So— they’ll give you an upgraded one that’s fully automated from heavens online store that you were too broke to buy yourself with your own paycheck.
— “Yeah— you can thank us later, no biggie.” “You like, kinda owe us now, spill the tea next time on what’s going on. I do love a good enemies to lovers arc.”
➴ And now they come to you. All. The. Damn. Time.
➴ They are so interested in the love lives of everyone in Daten City.
➴ Who needs reality tv or fanfiction when you’re literally right there?
➴ It’s their favorite pastime off the clock!
— “Okay I’m seriously gonna crash the fuck out— why the fuck would she choose that mid ass incel over the cute cafe girl who’s had a crush on her for like, months??? Where’s my wholesome yuri at?” “This highkey sounds like a Chappell Roan song no cap.”
➴ They visit you so much and talk to you so often about your opinions on things regarding relationships that it turns into a friendship.
➴ Whether you want to be just friends or something more is up to you— either way, you’re kind of a breath of fresh air since they don’t spend time with anyone besides each other on their days off.
➴ If you do date them, nothing will really change all that much.
➴ They’ll probably just smother you in kisses and little bites before you go to work to show any human you encounter that you’re taken :))
➴ They’ll also be a little bit more inclined to gift you things that’ll help you meet your quota instead of just calling you broke lmao
➴ If things get too hectic or see that you’re being overworked and exploited, they will bother their father (since he literally works in the court of heavenly ethics) and bug him to do something about it until your quota lessens or you have a bigger paycheck and added benefits.
➴ Congrats you have vision and dental now!
➴ Anything for their pookie <3
➴ They probably still would if you were just their friend because #worker’s rights but you being their partner just adds a little pizzazz to it.
➴ Either way, they fuck with you heavy— so get used to seeing their stupidly pretty faces a lot babe!
➴ Because you are not getting rid of them even if you tried lmao