Thinking of your Z-polycule, I’m picturing an afternoon where the team are at Robert’s (maybe helping construct some furniture, idk), and they’re on a rota for who gets to play with Beef to keep him away from screws or splinters or whatever. And when it’s Robert’s turn he manages to get Beef to do a trick, like getting him to roll over or something, and just calls him a ‘good boy,’ because that’s his regular response to Beef being cute. And then everyone just has to continue like they all just didn’t discover something about themselves.
(At some point, as an incentive, Robert says that the highest ranking member today gets a recorded voice memo, provided they can think of something he’d agree to say. Everyone is on point for the entire day, and whoever wins, they get the ‘good boy/girl’ immortalised. It’s shared in the non-Robert groupchat as a way to motivate them all even outside of work.)
Helppppp this is so funny. Imagining just all of them staring at each other like “oh no”
Prism: you pathetic fucks, really that’s all he does and yall are gone—
Mal: so you’re not gonna join the good boy/ good girl bet or—
Prism: bitch when did I say that
During a shift Robert tells Sonar he did a good job and immediately the bat is like “would you in fact say I was a lad that was “good” ? A man that was “good”? A boy who was— cmon bobert string it together man”
Chase ofc finds out about this so every time Robert oblivious calls someone good on call he has full body hives. He asks BB For a desk transfer
