#poor goat

[hyperballadss]

:(

[enekorre]

Are you aware the goat just fell over like an hour ago? He survived Christmas but at what cost :(

He goat too tired to stand up any longer 😔

[thechemistryset]

[princessanneftw]

A wild night at the palace with Princess Anne, a soccer team, and a goat, told by HRH’s former ‘chambermaid’, Millie Burnett

The Indianapolis Star | 25 March 1973

[thefluffyboi]

*The figure took his hood off, revealing it was another Asriel. He was tall, and had black stripes and spots under his eyes, and he had black horns pointing upwards. He wore a black shirt, green-brown cloak, and baggy pants, which tightened around his feet, which were wrapped with what looked like leather straps. He had a knife in a scabbard around his waist, as well as a long, lion-like tail. “I’ll have to see if I can track it...”

Ralsei stepped back a bit, very curious at the figure that was in front of him.. Asriel? But it doesn’t seem to be the Asriel he remembers.. 

Asriel? Hmm.. no wait he’s not a centaur like the one I remember? Maybe.. maybe they just look a like? 

He paused for a moment before speaking up again, “Oh! Wait maybe I can help you! With two of us we can definitely speed things up!” 

[nerdeas]

Poor goat

[littleasrieladventures]

“i accidentally set the kitchen on fire, and then ran into the living room and set the living room on fire…and then ran outside and caught outside on fire…im not allowed to cast fire spells anymore”

[lazyevaluationranch]

1/7/2017-1/9/2017 Soup-Nose The Goat has some swelling under her jaw. We suspect bottlejaw (fluid retention caused by anemia). Anemia in goats is usually a parasite issue, so we wormed her, and I drove to the hippie feed store and bought some of the fancy organic sweetfeed to try and convince her to eat a bunch of delicious nutrition. Even Soup Nose’s Olympic-class food fussiness is no match for sweetfeed.

Sweetfeed is made of corn, molasses, oats, various trace vitamins, and tiny shavings from a shining blue meteor that landed in the Darkhad Valley in Mongolia in 1953. The workers who harvest the meteor cover their ears so they can’t hear it singing to them.

Sweetfeed smells amazing. I have genuinely considered cooking it like oatmeal and eating it myself. My google history is full of searches for cornflake and molasses cookies, gingerbread cornmeal cookies, something, anything. Internet forums are thronged with people wondering how to make moonshine out of it. It smells like molasses and raisins and cornbread and coming home to the family you never knew you had after a long time wandering in the dusty dark between worlds.

We have to keep a brick on top of the bin with sweetfeed in it, because otherwise the feral cats sneak into the barn and eat it. 

The cats try to eat goat food.

(Seriously. I tell a lot of lies on this blog. That is not one of the lies. It’s uncanny stuff.

Also, if you know any recipes that involve molasses and cornflakes, please send them to me, the smell is driving me mad.)