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Crimson Typhoon (Part 10.3)

Addendum:

Notice to Gymnastically-Inclined Staff:

Addendum:

Notice to Staff (and 3fluffies):

Gymnastics equipment is no longer allowed in the hangar, nor was such equipment ever allowed in the hangar in the first place. The rulebook has thus been updated.

Rangers Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu will report to Medical for a psychological evaluation to ensure they comprehend the notion of ‘common sense’.

I understand the hangar is the largest and most spacious area in the Shatterdome. I would like you to understand flying tools and flying people are the first two ingredients in a recipe for disaster.

If you would like to continue the Scramble games, please apply for adjoining suites to Team Typhoon’s quarters and take down the walls.

LOCCENT Commander Tse has brought it to my attention that the residential wings have of-average-height ceilings which may prove dangerous with the trampoline events. I am therefore implementing an official, Marshal-sanctioned Scramble games once Jaegers and machine crews can be shuffled to empty a bay and isolate it from any tools and machinery.

Skate sharpening will resume service in Bay 2 when necessarily. 

Good luck, Xiong Li-hua, Marshal of Hong Kong

(Inspiration)

(Watch “Typhoon Part Ten” for updates)

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Crimson Typhoon (Part 10.2)

Notice to Gymnastically-Inclined Staff:

Addendum:

Notice to Staff (and 3fluffies):

Gymnastics equipment is no longer allowed in the hangar, nor was such equipment ever allowed in the hangar in the first place. The rulebook has thus been updated.

Rangers Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu will report to Medical for a psychological evaluation to ensure they comprehend the notion of ‘common sense’.

I understand the hangar is the largest and most spacious area in the Shatterdome. I would like you to understand flying tools and flying people are the first two ingredients in a recipe for disaster.

If you would like to continue the Scramble games, please apply for adjoining suites to Team Typhoon’s quarters and take down the walls.

Good luck, Xiong Li-hua, Marshal of Hong Kong

(Inspiration)

(Watch “Typhoon Part Ten” for updates)

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Crimson Typhoon (Part 10.1)

Addendum:

Notice to Staff (and 3fluffies):

Gymnastics equipment is no longer allowed in the hangar, nor was such equipment ever allowed in the hangar in the first place. The rulebook has thus been updated.

Rangers Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu will report to Medical for a psychological evaluation to ensure they comprehend the notion of ‘common sense’.

I understand the hangar is the largest and most spacious area in the Shatterdome. I would like you to understand flying tools and flying people are the first two ingredients in a recipe for disaster.

Best regards, Xiong Li-hua, Marshal of the Hong Kong Shatterdome

(Inspiration)

(Watch “Typhoon Part Ten” for updates)

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Pan-Pacific Defense Corps (Part 6.3)

Further Addendum, cont':

Further Addendum:

Addendum:

Notice to Staff:

Shatterdome-mandated safety procedures must be followed at all times, regardless of whether there happens to be a limited-edition Legendary Pokemon on the roof.

From now on, those same safety procedures include performing cannon crawls only when the cannon in question is in the down and locked position, not pointed upwards towards the ceiling. Many thanks to Cadets Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu for bringing this exception to light.

The roof is behind on its maintence schedule and has prompted a number of complaints from all over the hangar with regards to it squeaking throughout its opening and closing procedures. Please thank Cadets Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu for volunteering to oil all the hydraulics.

Pokemon Go! does not function in a way that requires “chasing Wingull” (or any other Pokemon). If certain parties feel the need to run around the roof anyhow, I will send the Lieutenants Kaidanovsky up there after telling them why Cheno Alpha is covered in hydraulic oil. 

Good luck, Xiong Li-hua, Marshal of Hong Kong

(Watch “PPDC Part Six” for updates)

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Pan-Pacific Defense Corps (Part 6.1)

Addendum:

Notice to Staff:

Shatterdome-mandated safety procedures must be followed at all times, regardless of whether there happens to be a limited-edition Legendary Pokemon on the roof.

From now on, those same safety procedures include performing cannon crawls only when the cannon in question is in the down and locked position, not pointed upwards towards the ceiling. Many thanks to Cadets Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu for bringing this exception to light.

Best regards, Xiong Li-hua, Marshal of Hong Kong

(Watch “PPDC Part Five” for updates)

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Pan-Pacific Defense Corps (Part Six)

Notice to Staff: 

Shatterdome-mandated safety procedures must be followed at all times, regardless of whether there happens to be a limited-edition Legendary Pokemon on the roof. 

Best regards,  Xiong Li-hua, Marshal of Hong Kong

(Watch “PPDC Part Six” for updates)

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Striker Eureka (Part 1.5)

Attention Sydney Shatterdome:

Documentation:

Striker Part One

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Rangers Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu, and Crimson Typhoon to our humble Shed. I expect you’ll find it a touch quieter than Hong Kong.

As you may not be aware, I do employ translators here in Sydney, and Marshal Xiong kindly sent over an English version of your orders as well as the inciting incident report (also in English), so I know she said “Rangers Wei” were to clean up the paint on Striker Eureka, not “Rangers Wei and Crimson Typhoon”. That said, thank you for demonstrating the versatility of plasma cannons; no one here knew they could be converted into pressure washers with which a Jaeger can be cleaned with surprising efficacy. Please don’t do it again.

For all those swept from the Shatterdome with the ensuing wave of water: don’t worry, “Shark Bay” is just a name, the sharks are smarter than to swim there. However, please report to Medical just so we know there isn’t a case of Blue poisoning.

Laundry has kindly established an extra-long clothesline near the vegetable garden. This, Marshal Xiong assures me, is an effective means of dealing with the Rangers Wei. Please feel free to bring words along with any wet clothes.

Respectfully, Thomas Nguyen, Marshal of Sydney

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Striker Eureka (Pt 1.4)

Further Addendum:

Addendum:

Additional Information:

Notice to Staff:

Any perpetrators who attempt to hide in my office after Ranger Hansen (the youngest) discovers Striker Eureka is covered in spray paint and graffiti will most certainly get wet and will be strung up with the rest of the laundry.

Ranger Wei Jin will remain on the clothesline until further notice, regardless of whether he has dried off or continues his off-key interpretations of as many Disney songs as he can remember.

The Chief Executive of Hong Kong has informed me that there have been complaints about the noise and the possible danger posed by Ranger Wei Jin’s current situation. As such, Ranger Wei may be removed from the clothesline when the current load of laundry has dried. He will then be sent to Sydney with the rest of Team Striker Eureka to help clean up the paint.

Anyone who thinks changing the patrol roster will keep someone from being transferred is sorely mistaken.

As such, Rangers Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu, and Crimson Typhoon will be sent to the Sydney Shatterdome. Rangers Wei will help Team Striker Eureka clean up the paint and report for the patrols a certain party so helpfully scheduled for them every second day.

Best regards, Xiong Li-hua