#probably crack

[rantingpirate]

Inspired by seeing a mention of "The Legend of Zelda: THROW THE SWORD!!", I was seized by a burning desire to see a Skyward Sword version of a certain climactic scene from The Incredibles:

“Throw me. Link, throw me!”

And then Link throws his sword. And saves the world (for now).

[merebear226]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV) RPF, 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Keum Seongje | Wolf/Seo Juntae | Eugene Gale Characters: Keum Seongje | Wolf, Seo Juntae | Eugene Gale Additional Tags: Assassin Geum Seongje, Amnesiac Seo Juntae, Alternate Universe, Temporary Amnesia, Hilarious misunderstandings, Fake/Pretend Relationship, seongtae, probably OOC characters, Multiple Failed Murder Attempts, Probably Crack, Dark Humor Summary:

Professional assassin Geum Seongje prides himself on clean kills and flawless exits—until a routine hit goes sideways and his target, Seo Juntae, survives. Worse yet, Juntae seems to think they're married.

[unsteddie]

One of these days I'm gonna actually sit down and write out something about my steddie pro wrestling au. We'll not PRO, amature wrestling au??

Anyways it's assholes to lovers basically.

[animebookworm16]

I am once again here with a weird idea that makes me giggle just a little.

So Percy is a demigod yes? Poseidon is his father and Sally Jackson is his mother etc. etc. we all know that story. So let me offer you one that kind of hurts at first then turns into a sitcom.

Percy is a tiny child, like five or six, barely able to form lasting memories tiny. And we know that he had a lot of encounters with monsters even before the sixth grade.

So let’s say that something happened. Maybe Sally made a mistake and a monster found them, maybe one of the mosters Percy encounted hit a little too close, maybe a passing messenger god saw Percy take down the snakes at preschool and gossipped about it enough that Zeus found out and went on a rampage. What happened isn’t the important part, it’s the end that matters. Sally dies. Poseidon is heartbroken, he truly had loved her. On the day of her funeral every ocean is silent.

But her death leaves Percy in a very dangerous predicament. You see, I’m going to say that this event happens after Sally marries Smelly Gabe. With him being Percy’s legal step-father, unless his biological father or someone from that side of the family claims him, Percy has to live with Smelly Gabe. And I’m fairly certain we’d all be able to see the ending of that.

So Poseidon creates a human persona for himself (and yes I am going with the meme/joke/headcanon that Paul Blowfis is really just Poseidon), buys a nice house and somehow convinces both Amphitrite and Triton to give living among the mortals for a few years a try. (Both see through him but also want to see what the potential savior/destroyer looks like) Then low and behold, the Blowfis family appears and they’re able to prove that ‘Paul’ is actually Percy’s father. 

And if Gabe Ugliano mysteriously disappears after that... well they were a whole other state away at the time.

Now despite what Athena would have everyone believe, Poseidon is not stupid. He realizes that keeping and raising Percy himself paints the biggest target on the demigod’s back. So Poseidon makes a choice (this is the part where Athena would call him an idiot) and turns Percy into a god. He then proceeds to remove the godliness and Percy becomes a godling (what I’m calling a god that gets turned into a mortal. So yes. In the ToA, Apollo is a godling).

Why is this important? Aren’t godlings and demigods practically indistinguishable? In answer to the first question, it makes Percy way harder to kill than your average demigod (as if he wasn’t hard enough to kill as is). And as for the second, yeah they’re pretty much the same, except that Percy can access his god powers in times of extreme danger. Also being a godling carries a bit more weight than a demigod. Other gods are more likely to help godlings and will acknowledge them more freely.

‘You said this would be a sitcom!’ I hear you cry. And it is.  Amphitrite and Triton have to adjust to acting human, while also figuring out how they feel about Percy (you know, the literal proof of infedelity on Poseidon’s part). Poseidon has to figure out how to be a good father so his son doesn’t grow up and decide to destroy Olympus, while also realizing that he’s kind of screwed up his marriage with Amphitrite and trying to fix that. Percy has to adjust to losing his mom, gaining his dad a step-mom and a brother (Triton insists on being called brother), and if the whispered fights he overhears between the three are anything to go off of he also now has a very large extended family most of whom will hate him on principal.

All of that under one roof. Shenanigans will be afoot.

Also for more crack, I’m imagining the Olympians all coming by at some point or other and causing hijinks to ensue.

[shiplessoceans]

Look, I'm fine ok?

It's just that the knowledge that there will actually be NEW episodes of OFMD finally hit me and I had to lay facedown on the floor for a few minutes and take deep breaths between screams.

Holy fuck like....it's so far off and I might die from the anticipation.

[itsclydebitches]

I’m just barely on the cusp of The Old Guard fandom, but I was thinking rather gleefully about Nile and how, free of whatever army restrictions she was previously under and working with the knowledge that if she does die she’ll come right back, realizes that she can eat whatever the hell she wants now. 

And after a long day of taking out evil CEOs, what she wants is one of those single-serve, Kraft mac & cheese cups, the kind which I may or may not be eating right now. 

Nicky, as the Italian whose hobbies include betting on rare and complex baklava, is horrified. He begs Nile to let him cook her something else. 

No. She wants this. 

Please. For the love of whoever’s God we’re talking about right now, let me cook you something better. 

But this is already good? 

There’s a direct split where Joe, supporting his sun and stars, says that Nile should indeed eat something more fulfilling, both in terms of nutrition and taste. Andy, our chaotic gremlin, says that sometimes you’ve just got to eat a $3.00 meal from the gas station. Yeah, it’s not good, but it’s good. 

This is how they finally cave and call Booker. Not due to an emergency, or finally granting forgiveness, but because they need him to split the tie. 

(Which Quynh immediately messes up, revealing her return in the stupidest way possible.) 

[shinygoldstar]

In an AU Danny's revival post-portal accident would be a Zombie AU (a dead teenager falls out of a high voltage equipment then reanimates himself would count as a zombie trope)

His friends who watched zombie movies for fun would assume he's a zombie and lock him in the lab

[gerec]

Totally because of you I'm thinking about the Mandarin dining with Charles, and all "we do the same thing, taking in kids, raising them as warriors..." "No, not really...".

Immortal warrior-scribe (that’s supposedly what Wenwu means in Mandarian - I say supposedly because I speak Cantonese so I’m not 100% sure but I digress) is gonna offer to play A LOT of very strategic, very cerebral chess with Charles LMAO - wink wonk!!!