#probably going to hell

[kendallroybrainrot]

deleting myself from the internet after this

[hellhound5925-ghuleh]

[stupidlittledoodles]

would you use himb?

[brothermouse]

An open letter to God:

Thanks for sharing your cool new coronavirus meme with us. It's very cool 👌😎👍

But could you please stop spamming us with it? It already went viral and people are starting to get sick of it.

[shortpirateking]

Sometimes I wish someone would look at me like-

[anastasiaskarsgard]

You remember right? I was like get on your knees!

“But even with my help, I couldn’t fit it all in her mouth. “

I always make up dialogue when I see gifs... it’s usually dirty. Here’s one. Lol.

Source skarsbill

[quiffedphilip]

im pretty sure religion has fucked me up for the rest of my life

[diaryofadaringwitch]

So I went to Mass with my family...

Which I knew was going to happen, but I've finally gotten to come home so I didn't care.

Also, I've been trying to be more open about going to church and paying attention because I really like this new priest at my home parish and he's a very nice person. His homilies are applicable to anyone, regardless of faith.

And then today he starts in about how even "non believers" can follow the 10 commandments, except the 1st one. So he goes on about how the most important thing is that Catholics follow one god.

And my polytheistic, pagan ass just sits there like: