#professor gale

[myownpersonalnonsensebin]

A young apprentice approaches Professor Dekarios seeking romantic advice: “Sir? Your partner is so impressive and truly a sight to behold. How did you attract their attention?”

Gale, taking them by the shoulders: “I shall be completely honest and tell you the pure, unadulterated truth… I have no fucking idea.”

[hellseur]

nether on his orb til he blast

[weavingwyvernx]

look, im as fond of academic/professor gale as the next person, but when i say academic, i do not mean aesthetic dark academia. i mean gale as an unhinged college professor who’s only there for the research. i mean gale who:

- comes in on four hours of sleep because he was rewriting one sentence for two hours at 2 in the morning

- has an extremely specific gripe with one very niche convention in his field, and will tell you about it

- has fallen asleep facedown in freshly inked parchment more than once

- irritates his colleagues because he’s always late on his departmental teaching paperwork, but he has tenure so there’s nothing they can do

- has VERY STRONG OPINIONS about other academics and their research or lack thereof

- is generally seen as both a brilliant academic and an absolute madman

THAT’S the good stuff right there.

[archlichmistress]

[Good ending]

[arczism]

[squeaky-potat]

When you’re busy grading papers and you forget to feed your cats…

[mirufiyu]

The depths of our bond. Part of a set commissioned for a friend. 🚫 Do not repost

[koyunsoncizeri]

Busy bee