I need somebody to write this because I think it’s just so fucking funny but warm-hearted at the same time lol.
Steve Harrington flirting with some sort of male(military/police officer/doctors/options are endless) to make it possible for the rest of the party and adults to get by or get in somewhere.
I could just imagine Hopper needing to be held back from what he believes is protecting Steve or even Joyce being the one to want to storm over to “protect” Steve lmfao. Maybe even Mikes like “dude that’s my ex brother in law, GET OFF” while Eddie’s just brewing in jealousy because “why not me first?!?”. But to be clear it’s all from love no homophobia from anyone, just thinking that Steve wasn’t as good at flirting as he brags about while also not wanting to share him with some random dangerous guy all while forgetting it’s fake and for them.
Any other details aren’t anything I could dream up on my own but if somebody else would like to expand upon this I’d love to be tagged!!