#prussia headcanons

[gilsart]

I think Prussia would have this phone in the year of our lord 2026

Sorry yall no drawings today

[ghostmedia-dot-co]

Hetalia axis as your coworkers

Germany

Honestly, kind of a good and bad coworker to have.

He does his shit and keeps everyone on task. Making sure everyone in your team/side actually does the work

But, he will make you redo work if it’s not up to par w/ his standards, and he has HIGH standards

Very considerate though, and if you’re having trouble he will help you no questions or judgement

If you have a question he will teach you, but he won’t let you leave til you UNDERSTAND what he’s saying.

Like he will make you sit down and take notes while he barks instructions at you

And will hunt your ass down if you’re even a few minutes late from breaks.

Italy

Again, has his perks and weaknesses

Very kind, very sweet, happy to help but the only way his ass it helping is by looking cute.

He loves talking and being friendly, very nice to work with, if you’re fine w/ doing all the work

Absolutely clueless about everything, like how did he get this fucking job omfg you’re going to kill someone w/ your malpractice

But he loves to chat w/ you in the break room and even buys you lunch sometimes.

Report his ass to admin before he kills someone

Takes naps literally anywhere in the break room, under tables, on tables, on the couch, behind the lockers

Japan

Silent

You never know if he’s there, he’s so quiet it like a ghost flew by

It’s by choice, he doesn’t want to make friends, and he won’t. Unless you intentionally talk to him every day then at some point he cracks

Does his job and does it WELL

Although, if he does see you do something wrong he unprompted helps you.

Probably has one friend and they have the weirdest inside jokes

Has pretended to not speak English so they didn’t have to talk to a customer and feels no shame about it.

Prussia

Omg, you either love him or HATE him. Like he so obnoxious

He’s a coworker who’s been there for YEARS and you have no idea why?? He’s lazy, his stupid, his rude, he literally breaks rules while talking to management

He’s actually the leader of one EXTREMELY niche department and he’s literally the only one who can do some really niche job

Knows this, so he uses it to be as big of a dick as possible

Takes his shoes off in the break room and props them on the table while watching TikTok’s on full blast

Gives you weird foods in return for favors

Romano

Total flirt, every lady in the department loves him. He’s so charming it’s unreal

He does all the work for girls and does none of his own

He’s every guy’s least favorite coworker though, especially for guys

Hes lazy and rude but very good with customers

The only thing is that he LOATHES management more than he hates work

So he will do anything/help you to either piss off management or make sure they don’t come around

Other then that he’s just rude and lazy

Takes naps sprawled out on the couch like, or he has a secret hidden place he takes naps

[texanbrisket]

Can I have some boyfriend Prussia hc with a male reader?

Thank you for being a gn/male reader blog, you’re so real for that.

yeah

Prussia Boyfriend HCS (M Reader)

Prussia

Honest to god a fever dream. Prussia is a very fun dude to be boyfriends with, he has lots of romantic experience and yet still isn't like the perfect "ideal boyfriend" or anything so it makes it where he's very charming to be around in his own weird way..

Likes to hang out a lot, most the time this is out doing more exciting things but on very rare occasion it can also be sort of educational as he quite likes museums, though sometimes it can make him uncomfortable when he's at the historical ones.. Not that he expresses it though, it gives him a good place to gloat about all his achievements and feel smart as he explains objects and ideas that the modern person wouldn't get.

About gloating, he also likes to take you to the gym.. Mostly to yet again show off but also because if you agree to train with him he really enjoys being a teacher even if admittedly he isn't exactly the most gentle one.. Not that he doesn't care, he isn't so stupid so as to make you deadlift something too heavy for you or anything. Also okay with just having you as his water holder that he can go to when he takes breaks though.. Honestly your company just makes it better either way.

For someone so old Prussia is awfully good with video games, one of Call of Duty's finest and most impressively.. He has a life! Sort of, of course. Not in the way where he has a job but in the way where he actually touches grass.. He can play things outside shooters too of course, likes to play multiplayer horror games if you'd ever agree to it.

Lowkey less kissy wissy with a male partner. Not that he ever is but you know, he sort of expresses his affection different. He's more competitive, likes to wrestle a lot with you and goes a little easy so it'll last awhile too.. Otherwise he'd totally win too quick, and as much as he enjoys winning he does sorta get bored if there's no struggle or anything.

Total PDA cuddling type, likes to have an arm around you when he walks both because it makes him feel like a tough guy protecting you and also because he genuinely does want to protect you.. Both in the fun way and the serious way. Not the type to kiss a lot but otherwise rather hands-on with you if you'd allow it.

[yawujin]

Hihiiii I saw your bio and I really wanted to ask for your Prussia headcanons! Anything you want to share nsfw or sfw whatever you feel like writing < 3 Ty

ofc! i have quite a few because i really do love prussia. he's been a favorite of mine ever since i heard him say "SUCK IT LOSERS" on my first time watching hetalia back in 2016 lmfao

{ request } random prussia headcanons ₊˚⊹౨ৎ

type • headcanon format , short read , my characterization

it might be a little unexpected from him (although it adds to his charm) but, i feel like he would love listening to aggressive rap music. mostly by male rappers

wears vintage rings, he just likes the extra color they add to his mostly monochromatic outfits

he cannot go anywhere without his sunglasses. i would say sunscreen as well, however, he only feels like he needs it during the summer. he wears UV protective clothing in the winter and it works just as well (he gets most of this from japan)

he thinks it's okay to swear (in german) around a baby as long as he's in a non german speaking country because: "the baby doesn't speak german"

lowkey offended when someone compliments france on having the best bread in europe when obviously german bread is so much better

he teases his younger brother about how it seems he only knows how to have fun when he's drunk

wishes it was socially acceptable in modern society to dress in 1700's-1800's military uniforms so he could "look awesome again"

always tries to gather up courage to subtly compliment lithuania and efforts to get close to him again but he just can't do it

rereads his journals and smiles at the thought of his younger self, of how much he's grown and learned. (also he kind of cringes at his younger self)(we all do)

calls the knight chess piece 'the horse' just to annoy austria whenever they play together

don't give him jägermeister unless you want to see him become the most devilish, feral, lustful mf EVER. (bye wtf)

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

The fact that Prussia from Hetalia was originally the teutonic knights’ order means that there used to be a personification of actual baltic prussian tribes (sort of a brother to Lithuania and Latvia) that German Prussia either killed or weakened and they then disappeard or perhaps stole his identity somehow (???)

Fyi there used to be an actual prussian language related to lithuanian and latvian (it’s now extinct but still).

The fanfic potential is actually INSANE

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

feel free to delete if you don’t wish to write it 💛 but I’ve been thinking heavily on which countries would partake in 👁️👁️ the zaza 🍃 and which ones would be comfortable with an s/o that smokes cannabis, or which ones would join in on a session. Again, delete if this is offensive or unsavory! Thank you, have an amazing day ‼️

The best and just okay with an s/o who smokes weed

amazing. this is amazing. sorry if its lacking, but i just did a little thingamabob. (didnt do everyone, but you can ask specific character's opinion on it if you want!) oh, also, i just did this based off the top of my head. so it might be even worse because of that.

Would join you/ does it too:

Canada

Greece

Once in a while:

Norway

Tries, never gets into it:

Iceland

Prussia

America

Alright with it:

France

Poland

Spain

[guns-in-the-desert]

Prussia NSFW A-Z

 A= Aftercare

Cleans the sheets immediately, gives you a bath, changes the sheets, and y’all just cuddle.

   B= Body Part

Another titty guy, he’s duper aggressive with them, is absolutely obsessed with biting your boobs, they're always covered in bruises. On him he likes everything, as we know his milkshake brings EVERYONE to the yard.

  C= Cum

A disgusting motherfucker, everywhere, he wants you covered in it, he wants it coming out of your nose (and that’s on an angry dragon), he got it in your eye once and he just laughed at your pain. Don't worry though he clean everything thoroughly 

 D= Dirty secret

He let Hungary peg him once, never again, he’s traumatized, he just doesn’t know how Austria enjoys that.

 E= Experience

Has HELLA experience, he stays “baggin’ bitches” it's kind of he thing, he’s been around a long time, and Prussia’s been dissolved for years what else does he have to do.

 F= Favorite Position

I hope you're flexible, that’s it.

  G= Goofy (is he more serious or goofy in bed)

It really depends how he’s feeling, sometimes he cracks jokes the whole time, other’s he doesn't even speak, you just know.

 H= Hair

Is completely bare, he shaves regularly so it’s not a hassle later, expects you to do the same.

  I= Intimacy

He’s not intimate at all, he’s having a whole ass three hour comedy show, or bullying you, there is no inbetween.

 J= Jack off

He does it all the time and tells you whenever he does it just be like “I did something you're not allowed to.” he’s so damn mean.

K= Kink

EVERY-DAMN-THING he’s nasty, like he loves most bodily fluids (and I hate that), is into age play, not all the time though just on occasion. Is a top, so don’t get it fucked up, will fuck you up, Impact play specifically Flogging. Just a mess really.

  L= Location

Everywhere, not even in everywhere in the house, y’all have straight just broken the law at times, but it’s fine, you only got caught once.

  M= Motivation

Is always ready to fuck, doesn’t matter where, doesn't matter when. He’s always DTF.

 N= No

No scat or pegging (or anything that even vaguely suggests he sub in anyway), that’s it,

 O= Oral

Prefers receiving, but doesn't disappoint is a solid 7.5/10 when it comes to giving he is very precise, so it can get quite repetitive but it feels good so… when you blow him don't use hands, he believes it’s cheating

   P= Pace

Could give sonic a run for his money, honestly look out.

  Q= Quickies 

Likes to tease so isn't the biggest fan unless he’s fucking your face.

  R= Risk

Is willing to risk it all, unless there are minors present, but that really is his only restriction.

 S= Stamina 

Could go on for hours (with about 15-20 min breaks in between a few rounds) on end, scratch that, all motherfucking night.

  T= Toys

Is a firm believer, in you only need me, so unless it’s like paddle, handcuffs, ect., he’s having none of it, no vibrators, dildos, ect.

 U= Unfair

The biggest will hold of your orgasm for hours just for fun, but don’t worry he makes up for all the ones you've missed

 V= Volume

Isn't loud, kinda sucks at dirty talk but he thinks he’s amazing at it, and you CANNOT convince him otherwise

 W= Wild Card

You know how I said y’all got caught once, it was in a hotel pool, for those of you who don't know, water creates suction. He essentially got stuck inside of you, and y’all had to call for help, it didn’t take too long and the hotel staff wouldn’t have pressed charges if Gilbert wasn’t wasn’t such A dick. He was like “I bet you salty cuz my dicks bigger than yours.” and “My girl is hotter than any girl you've ever been with.” Completely unprovoked, in fact that man just saved you. In conclusion y’all didn’t have to get arrested but y’all did

  X= X-Ray

BIG ASS DICK, five meters is an exaggeration but 7 inches ain’t, uncut

  Y= Yearning 

Is number 6 on my top 10 highest sex drive list, which once again says alot about the people above him

Z= ZZZ (How quickly does he fall asleep after?)

This man does not sleep, like at all. Cuddles you until you sleep, and just does extra cleaning.

HELLO, these are honestly my favorite write so I’m a happy to post this, also a reminder request are currently closed.

Up next: Nordics reaction to s/o being hit on

[imaginethebeautifulworld]

confession time :P because gilbert is so encouraging and supportive i've been thinking of him helping me out when i can't motivate myself to finish tasks and honestly it works wonders

i sit there and struggle to get out of bed to start my homework but then i think of him being like "it's time to start your homework for the day! :D" and suddenly i'm working faster than ever (to which my mental gilbert responds that i can thank and praise him as much as i want) so i would highly recommend it to anyone

Oh Lovely, that's a great recommendation!

It's been shown in the comic multiple times that Prussia loves building up his friends, and he would absolutely be the best kind of wingman, no matter the task at hand~

And yeah, he'd probably joke about you owing him one, though he honestly seems the type that just wants to see his loved ones succeed.

Also, he's definitely still got a bit of strict rigidity in his veins leftover from The Soldier King's reign; he may act laid back, but this man is 100% rooted to schedules and self-improvement. If someone is asking him to help them in either department, he absolutely will follow through on that. You better be ready; he is nothing if not determined.

And really, he's such a hard worker that he'd probably be doing some sort of work right alongside you. Look at this industrious little bastard:

Never fear; Professor Prußen is here~

(Not going to lie to you, Lovely. I personally tend to imagine England myself. Don't let the Prussian know. ^_^; )