#pun warning

[cynosurus]

[exquisitefrogprince]

In honor of the new year (and Sherlock Holmes entering public domain), I'm finally posting one of my pieces from last year's HomuMiko Project! It was an honor to be a part of this zine, and this fic was incredibly fun to write. Here's Holmes' Journal Entry, "Lion in the Sand!"

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[proto2099]

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eating a good bagel really hits...the spot

[genericdndpun]

3 traits! Obsessed with shiny stuff(crow brained), loves cheese, and loves puns!

(Yes this is me lol)

Meet Setia Jys, the satyr barbarian! Often seen carrying her trusty satchel, she picks up anything and everything that glitters, glimmers, or shines! Her love of cheese is almost as strong as her love for puns, nothing gets cheddar than her folks! But don’t worry, just cause she’s a satyr doesn’t mean she’s a Munster!

[harrenhollaback]

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖈𝖑𝖊: 𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖝

Every pun and parody in The Muscle, a @gendrya-gift-exchange fic where unfuckwitable!arya is hired as musician!gendry’s bodyguard

written for the incomparable @yanak324! prompt’d + beta’d by @forge-heat!

after the fourth or fifth of these, i started keeping a pun log and every time i added to it, i got a boost of serotonin, which might explain why i accumulated so many because once i started i could not stop for death. this is a personal record and i am corny enough to want to beat it! suffer!

01 The Brotherhood’s Tour Without Banners // BWB you know what it is

02 Times New Westerosi // Times New Roman

03 House of Smack and Fight // nickname of the security agency version of the House of Black & White

04 Lady Crane, the Braavway actress // Braavos + Broadway. i am. so happy about this one. shoutsouts to all three people who talk to me about heights and six on here

05 Two Farts That Bleat as One // Two Hearts That Beat as One is a song in the books that doesn’t get much reference in fan works, BUT it’s also the name of an irl U2 song, which what could be more fucking perfect because yana and i are forever bonded by our love for them so I HAD TO reference it

06 Oath & The Crypt Keeper // Oathkeeper as a band but death metalified and their tour bus has a hot tub because braime

07 Lys Zeppelin // this one is my personal favorite!! zoso for life baby

08 Robert Flowers // robert plant is a bastard from the reach now lol this one was too easy!!!

09 The Peach Pit // The Peach goes from being a brothel to a concert venue so their GA is The Peach Pit I mean c’mon!!

10 Bob Manderly’s Could You Be Loved // two of yana’s favorite songs are in this fic. one is gimme shelter which is unpunned because the “mad bull” lyric is already perfect. the other is bob marley’s could you be loved. the sea-loving manderlys are caribbean now, deal with it!

11 Freydian slip // Freudian slip, as old and horrifically horny a branch of psychology as the freys

12 Essosi King // Eastern Kings are the biggest mattresses you can have apparently and arya + gendry share a near wall-to-wall bed at the kneeling man in asos

13 Master of Trips // a combo of Trip Advisor + Master of Ships

14 There’s Only One Featherbed // a song for my formal induction into this time honored fanfic trope (‘: it’s my featherbed performed in the key of anyway, here’s wonderwall:

This featherbed is ten feet wide, And there you will lay down, I really wish you would abide, My face shant wear this frown

For you shall be my sword and shield, And I’ll be your moat and castle, I’ll always keep you warm and safe, Take the bed, it’s not a hassle

✯ read all the fics in the collection: gendrya gift exchange 2019 ✯

[diaryofamadhealermain]

FINALLY GOT MY WAR BEAR

I can BEARLY contain my excitement! Tanking can be a tough burden to BEAR but I think I’m becoming quite the Inner Beast at it.

Now to get the battle bear! Aether peeps (Aetherites perhaps) please, if I pop up in your roulettes...BEAR WITH ME. I use my cooldowns and will be considerate of your positionals, there is no claws for alarm.

[residentanchor]

Doin a spook. *opens cabinet* ooooooo... *taps glass* oooOOOOooooooooo... *pushes a book off a shelf* oooooOOOOOOOOO- wait I'm sorry *picks up book* -boo

Did that book just apologize for falling over?! THEN PICK ITSELF BACK UP!?

.... Wonder if it’s a deathly tale... ;D

[iforgotmyariginalaccountpassword]

Ok so I haven't slept in 2 days so I started thinking about darkiplier (as ya dooo) so I thought 'wow he's kinda manipulative, I guess you could say he's MARKniplative' and I laughed for a full five minutes... I have become a monster. (For the record I fully blame @markiplier)