#puppy dan

[phornythoughts]

thinking about phil saying he would be a dog trainer in the last podcast…

im just imagining him training dan to be the best puppy ever for him, maybe telling him off for biting all the time and giving him a chew toy instead, or making him wait outside anytime they go to a shop, and giving him a treat for waiting so obediently.

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[blackchordz]

my friend's response to me not getting puppy dan:

"i said you're lucky, not god."

[phornythoughts]

pup dan pc ACTUALLY ruined me. like genuinely incapacitated me. pup dan on the mind...💭 posting that and selling it... the bdsm top.. the harnesses... those pretty eyes looking up... fuuuuuckkkkk loterally dragging my hand down my face he got me fucked uuuoppppppp with thatttttt

if i dont get it with my pack im printing it out i dont caaareeeee i need to have a physical copy of that so bad. need MULTIPLE physical copies. cant believe they just pulled that out on stream so casually like that, phil showing it like it's nothing. fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

the bdsm toppppp like i actually cant get over it this is so much worse than most things we've ever had as a fandom this fucked me up so bad

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[phornythoughts]

puppy dan card and tramp stamp tiktok and That phil card AND a topless pic of both of them???? Oh my lord it’s almost too much (not really pls do more slutty things phil)

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[phornythoughts]

the people have yet to consider that the pet play goes both ways. YES dan is ouppy but i think very frequently about how phil resembles an anxiety-ridden bunny. especially in the tramp stamp tiktok. i imagine they switch depending on their mood and this is less in character but i just thought about them both being pets at the same time and just blindy humping eachother and its all over my screen (not really though because im ace) and while we’re on the topic of petplay, dan is obviously a dog but i like when people portray it less like helpless puppy and more like untrained golden retriever (and phil is his irresponsible owner) if u know what i mean. anyways. i love petplay with animals other than dogs and cats!!!

-🥮 anon

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[phornythoughts]

oh my god. Oh my god the new puppy dan photocard. Oh my god

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[phornythoughts]

when they showed the leather puppy dan pc so much blood rushed from my head to my florida i got dizzy goddd i need to do unspeakable things to him

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[dzyman]

ARE YOU JOKING.

PUPPY DAN OGNWOAEBG;FOUIBAWNOIAN