Jul 30, 2020
cranky villager in ACNH: *calls me “kiddo”*
me, a 31-year-old adult:
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cranky villager in ACNH: *calls me “kiddo”*
me, a 31-year-old adult:
hmmmmm
6 Sex Tips That Will Make Your Man Say "Woo!"
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Are you ready to finally get a man to come over to your table? Is your table getting lonely? Do you find your sex life lacking? You're not alone. Check out these reader-submitted stories and see if you can 't come up with one sexual move to impress your date.
From reader Janet, on what she calls "the most embarrassing time": "My man never stops complaining that his penis does a terrible job of penetrating. So instead, we watch one minute of the TV series Top Chef while he's trying his best. That's all! My advice is to remember that Top Chef is more than enough meat in any sandwich."
From reader Mary Ann: "Don't put your hands on your genitals too many times. Instead, put your hands on top of HIS genitals."
From reader John: "My boyfriend is constantly saying I look like a sexy nurse, so I started calling my dick the nurse's dick, and that gets some really nice reactions in his apartment when I do something really sexy with it. My advice is to always have an interesting gimmick for your cock and you will attract his attention."
From reader Katie on how to turn a guy's desire for fried chicken into a sexual encounter: "Fried chicken can be a great way to spice things up when you have sex! Start by spreading your legs to show him that your underwear is full of chicken, then use your thumb and forefinger to apply grease to his penis, nipples, or other areas where your partner likes to be smeared with flavor. He'll enjoy the opportunity to eat fried chicken, but be VERY careful not to let the food burn his nipples!"
From reader Michael: "A nice tip: hold his dick up high like a crucifix and let him know you're a Christian, a good man, and you want an erection. Men find this really hot because all men worship Christ with all their heart!"
From reader Robert on the art of anal sex: "Most men don't know that the anus is made of nerves instead of solid bone. This is why the anus is sometimes called 'the Adam's apple of the genitals.’"
Which sexy tip are you most excited to try? Tell your friends about it! Click on the buttons below and then leave! Don't forget to keep checking for links to great products from Amazon!
[This “article” is entirely fictional and written with Transformer. Do not rub fried chicken grease on anyone’s genitalia.]
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started an OOT randomized run and this is what happens when i collect a gold skulltula token
