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The Ghost in the Spare Room

by: @framboise-fics

rec’d to me by @amymel86

Sansa’s new flat is perfect; perfect, that is, except for the half-naked ghost who lives in the spare room and spends his time chain-smoking ghost cigarettes, drinking orange juice, reading his magazines, and making sarcastic comments about her life choices.

Can you kill someone for being extremely annoying, even if they’re already dead? Asking for a friend, she texts Margaery three weeks in.

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Let Them Lay Swords at Your Feet (I Just Want to Put My Sword in Your Sheath)

by: @vivilove-jonsa

A completely satiric look at Jealous!Jon at Winterfell when he returns from his mission to gain a powerful ally and dragons.

Jon Snow didn't expect things to go swimmingly with the Northern lords or his family when he returned North after having bent the knee. He was prepared for that. He'd do anything to keep them safe even if it had meant a thousand walks of shame through the streets of Kings Landing. However, what he wasn't prepared for was facing his feelings of extreme jealously when he returns to his fair sister again...and finds a lot of guys lining up to swear themselves to her service.

** Okay, listen up! This is satire and meant to be comedic so please...in the name of the Father, Mother, Warrior, Smith, Maiden, Crone and Stranger...don't take this too seriously. It's meant to be amusing.**

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An Echo of the Past in the Future

by: @jeynewesterling

rec’d to me by @chocolateghost

Sansa explores the ruins of Winterfell, where she catches a glimpse of a long dead king.

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Show Me How Love Feels

by: @kitten1618x (yup, it’s mine)

With Jon's true parentage revealed after bending the knee to the Dragon Queen, the North is thrown into chaos, with the dead still marching for them all. The North needs a Northern Queen, and the realm needs an heir -and so Sansa proposes a solution to appease all, and keep them united against the Long Night.

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Tipping the Velvet

by: @amymel86

“Some lucky fellow piqued your interest, darling?” Margaery smirked, taking back the offered glasses and peering through them. “The Targaryens?” She lowered the opera glasses and raised one perfect brow as she turned to face Sansa. “Good breeding, old name, if we set a contract with the eldest, Aegon, you’ll be rather comfortable. Unfortunately, I’ve no knowledge of the man himself or his appetites in the bedroom, so I’m unable to guide you there, my dear.”

“Which one is the eldest?” Sansa asked, her eyes trained on the dark-haired Targaryen.

“The one with the dashing silver hair.”

“Oh.”

Sansa felt Margaery’s eyes on her again. “You favour the spare over the heir? As a woman of business, I should advise you against it and turn you towards a more lucrative arrangement... but as a woman of pleasure, I say there’s nothing wrong with a bit of fun.”

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Please have Snow and Mistletoe

After four years serving in the Marine Corps, Jon Snow is finally going home for Christmas. Home to the mess he'd left behind -and a woman he's been trying desperately to forget. But family has a way of helping you to see things with more clarity, and Christmas is a time for miracles, after all ...

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Can’t We Be Sweethearts?

by: @chocolateghost

amazing moodboard by @asongforjonsa

Jon is the lonely new kid in school. Sansa is immediately smitten. The feeling is not mutual... yet.

Or, how Jon and Sansa become high school sweethearts.