in the interest of observation and personal curiosity, does each merchant have a favorite spiral?
alternately, may i request #s 222 and 333 please >_<
They’ve set me about the task of gathering our personal favorites.. because the other Merchants are cruel and find joy in putting me on display once I’ve stumbled my way out of our inventory. 🩷😑
(Dazed and confused, blushing like mad, spirals just beginning to fade from his eyes… can you blame us? 🤭💚)
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As I was saying. It will be difficult to narrow down our favorites, but we will try hard to keep it to just one per Merchant!
Follow us below the cut for-
Each Merchant’s Favorite Spiral:
(TW for flashing images, eyestrain, hypnotic language, and one spiral with text subliminals)
Merchant Card 💚:
Just the right type of variation on a classic black and white spiral to make me fall in love with it 😍 I adore the way it aberrates from something simple to reeling, whirring colors.
Sway your head gently along with it as changes its course over and over and over. Let yourself shift and blur along with the pretty colors. Trust me, you’ll like it. 💚
Merchant Doctor 🤍:
Complex details moving in synchronous patterns to create something simple to look at. A gear turning in some great, hypnotic machine, occasionally multiplying into something briefly more colorful, but no less consistent. 🤍
Merchant Fractal 💛:
I scoff at the notion of simply being one thing. Two spirals is the least they can allow me, hm?
These are but two of several spirals that I stare with to lure unsuspecting strangers into my grasp.
“How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws.
To welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws”. 💛
Merchant Hare 🩷:
My heart falls so easily into the rhythm of this spiral. It pulses in my mind and every heartbeat spreads my blush from head to toe as I let the aphrodisiac flow through my very blood.
As flustering as it is to stare at, I do take satisfaction in knowing that sharing my thoughts on this spiral shares the love with others. Having our hearts beat as one… isn’t that idea just perfectly lovely, my friends? 🩷🫠
Merchant Havoc 💚💜:
(Took Hare long enough to find mine, geez. It’s like he doesn’t even try or something~)
I love subliminals, babes. This one’s common sense, too. If you’re around me, you should be apologizing for thinking. 💚💜
Merchant Host 🤍🖤:
There’s nothing on, so why are you staring? It’s not wise to sit so close to the TV screen, you know. 🤍🖤
Merchant Slumber ❤️:
Nice and simple. Serene and quiet. Easy on the eyes, and gentle. Letting each droplet make its impact and ripple outward, spreading relaxation through you.
I love a patient spiral. One that lets your breathing slow down, and your eyelids flutter.
A nice big yawn, the chance to float and drift along into the rocking embrace of sleep. Imagining the dripping droplets in your mind even as your eyes close for the night…
Something you might relate to, hm Rainy? ❤️
A bloody hour. This took me an hour to complete. 🫠
Doesn’t help when all the Merchants need to chime in with what makes their favorite so alluring.. all while I have to stare directly at the spiral.
,,,Your Merchant Hare is a bit unwound, as it were. 🩷😵💫
hehe anything interesting come from your survey, merchant?
The survey in question
Still waiting on the final tally, but it looks as though our dear Doctor has very securely taken the lead as of now!
A fun trend to follow has been the fact that, no matter how things shift, Merchant Hare and Merchant Fractal have stayed neck and neck throughout.
Havoc has finally quit her little pity party (affectionate) now that she's pulled slightly ahead of Host.
Host, in response, has deemed his sense of style "an acquired taste".
I am satisfied with my seemingly solid hold on second place, personally, and Slumber has found it very funny that he's consistently pulling up juuuussst behind our "See Results" option!
We are happy so many of our dear customers have weighed in on this fun little game of ours, and are excited to see Doctor accept their win with a hearty, "Oh. Hooray."
That's who my vote's on, anyway! 💚
Oh, and shoutout to @echoofadream for complimenting each of our styles in the tags. That was so very thoughtful, and it made our day 🥰
