Dear Anglophone writers/filmmakers/showrunners/etc.,
No French speaker says "Sacrebleu" anymore. It's become so obsolete, it's like saying something super archaic like "Lord in Heaven", but even more old-timey. If you use it, French speakers are gonna mock you to hell and back.
When French people do the "kissing cheeks" thing, they're not *actually* kissing the other person's cheeks. They only kiss the air next to each other's heads, with their faces barely touching.
Sincerely, A French-speaker who has grown up in a former French colony, and in the French education system.




















