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“What do you want?”
@razein-hell
“What are you... Raze?”
"Daken? I thought you’d left already….here. I heard this shit was good, it’s Tiegwa- T-Tieguanyin? Whatever. Here. Merry Christmas.“
“Oh?” The mutant lifted the dish to his face to give it a thorough sniff. “Oh.” He was impressed by the quality of the herb. It was most certainly a tea. If not, he was going to make it into one anyway. “Arigatou, otouto,” he cooed as he pressed a chaste kiss to his brother’s lips. He needs to boil some water!
Raze & Daken pwease
General:
Rate The Ship:Over Daken’s dead body. | Please no… | Meh. | Just one night. | Yes, yes, yes! | I need more! | OTP. | The OTP to rule all OTPs.
How long would they last?: A decade. Maybe more.
How quickly would they fall in love?: Raze is already in love. Give Daken a year, and he’ll reluctantly fall for the little shit.
How was their first kiss?: Probably aided by pheromones.
Wedding:
Who would propose?: Daken. He wouldn’t ask Raze to marry him, he’d tell him to.
Who would be the best man/men?: Johnny Storm.
Who would be the bride’s maid(s)?: Either Laura Kinney or Josh Foley.
Who would do the most planning?: Daken.
Who would stress the most?: Raze.
How fancy would the ceremony be?: No wedding, just legal documents. | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal wedding ceremony. | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | A wedding fit for royalty!
Who would specifically not be invited to the wedding?: Lester...and anyone Daken has had sex with.
Sex:
Who would usually be on top?: Daken.
Who would be the one to instigate things?: Both.
How healthy would their sex life be?: Masturbation. | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once or twice a week. | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They haven’t separated since the honeymoon!
How kinky would they be?: Missionary with the lights off. | 2 | 3 | 4 | Toys. | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 (They’d be too jealous to share.) | Threesomes, orgies, and cameras surrounding the bed~.
How long would they normally last?: All night.
Would they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?: Of course.
How rough would they be in bed?: Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny. | 2 | 3 | 4 | Scratches and bite marks. | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | It’d be a bloodbath.
How much cuddling/snuggling would they do?: No touching after sex. | 2 | 3 | 4 | Some cuddling here and there, but no holding hands in public. | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle so much it’s sickeningly sweet.
Children:
How many children would they have naturally?: Zero.
How many children would they adopt?: Zero.
Who would get stuck with the most diapers?: If they had children somehow, Daken.
Who would be the stricter parent?: Daken.
Who would stop the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?: Daken.
Who would remember to pack the lunch(es)?: Daken.
Who would be the more loved parent?: Raze, because Daken would be the disciplinarian.
Who would be more likely to attend the PTA meetings?: Daken.
Who would cry the most at graduation?: Raze.
Who would be more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?: Both.
Cooking:
Who would do the most cooking?: Daken would handle the meals; Raze would handle the desserts.
Who would be the most picky in their food choice?: Raze.
Who would do the grocery shopping?: Daken or someone hired by Daken.
How often would they bake desserts?: Too often because of Raze.
Would they be more of a meat lover or a salad eater?: Meat.
Who would be more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?: Daken.
Who would be more likely to suggest going out?: Daken. Raze wouldn’t be too receptive since Daken would be a chronic cheater.
Who would be more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking?: Raze.
Chores:
Who would clean the room?: Daken.
Who would be really against chores?: Raze, the little bastard.
Who would clean up after the pets?: Raze. Daken would turn them into food otherwise.
Who would be more likely to sweep everything under the rug?: Raze. Daken would break his dominant hand for it.
Who would stress the most when guests come over?: Daken.
Who would find a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?: Daken.
Misc:
Who would take the longer showers/baths?: Both. Especially together.
Who would take the dog out for a walk?: No dog. NO.
How often would they decorate the room/house for the holidays?: Raze would decorate for all the holidays.
What would their goals be for the relationship?: It would be a relationship built around jealousy. Their goal would be to isolate one another.
Who would be most likely to sleep until noon?: Raze. Get out of bed, you little shit!
Who would play the most pranks?: Raze. Fffuuu--!
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