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The Counselor: What's your biggest weakness?

Maine: I can be uncooperative.

The Counselor: Okay, give me an example.

Maine: No.

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Donut: [holding a jar of lemonade] Hey, Tucker. the place on the corner is serving lemonade, and you get to keep the jar. Pretty cool. Tucker: Yes. That’s VERY cool, Donut. Donut: Mhm. Tucker: Will you excuse me for just a moment? Donut: Sure Tucker: [in another room of the base] Guys, guys, guys! Donut has a mason jar full of lemonade. Grif: You called us in here to tell us that? Tucker: No. I called you in here to change your LIVES! For you see, a mere 5 minutes ago, Caboose introduced me to his new goldfish, who lives in… [points to Caboose talking with Donut] Doc: *GASP* An identical mason jar! Simmons: Ooohhh, this isn’t gonna end well. Tucker: There are 2 possible outcomes, and we’re gonna bet on which one happens first. So, will Caboose put fish food in Donut’s lemonade, or will Donut drink Caboose’s gold fish? Now, you would think that putting fish food into lemonade would be- Carolina: Caboose just drank his own fish. [camera shows Caboose drinking from the jar the fish was in] Tucker: What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO