Jaune Arc the Villainess Whisperer
Jaune Arc has a unique trait where he turns the most vicious villainesses into the most docile people who desire nothing more than his attention.
Nobody knows how or why he does it (neither does Jaune) but every since it became common knowledge, Teams RWBY and JNPR have been pushing him to the frontlines of these women as their first line of defense.
Salem: WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TONIGHT~?
Jaune: Home?
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Salem: (Letting Adrian crawl on her)
Jaune: (Grabbing Ruby) RUBY, PLEASE! I can't do this anymore! She's scaring me to death! I just watching my nephew crawl into her mouth and climb out of the back of her head! It's horrible! IT'S ALL HORRIBLE! You've got to get me out of here! Please, please, PLEASE tell me you found away to seal her away or something!
Ruby: (Couldn't think of anything in time) Uhuh... Uh... Well... We've been, um... thinking... Maybe you dating the literal QUEEN OF ALL GRIMM isn't so bad?
Jaune: WHAT?!
Ruby: Just give us a little more time, Jaune! Just... Just keep calm! She seems nice and... not very violent. Heh heh heh... Hang in there! You can manage another week... right?
Salem: (Sleeping in bed, Cuddling Jaune)
Jaune: (Can't sleep out of fear) F U C K .
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Ruby: We did it, Jaune! Salem is finally sealed away! You can come out now! It's safe! Are you okay?
Jaune: (Haunted look in his eyes) THE SCENT OF DEATH HAS STAINED ME. IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE SEEN SO MANY THINGS THROUGH HER BOTTOMLESS EYES...
Ruby: So, uh... Hey, Jaune, um... Now that you're free, uh... We were hoping you would help us calm down the High Leader of the White Fang~?
Jaune: (Thinking) These girls are trying to kill me.
