I need a story about that one Anon that talked about Joe in the locker room covered in hickeys and scratches and Jamar automatically looking away. No pressure though.
Joe and Ja'Marr along with Tee were holding a small conversation as they made their way back to the locker room after a full day of practice.
All three were equally exhausted and couldn't wait to get into their cars and start the journey home.
Joe had already made plans of watching film once he reached home and being up under you for the rest of the night.
“You think if I text my twin now that she'll make me tacos?” Ja'Marr asked Joe, who simply shrugged.
Lately, he's been on the chopping block with you since he has now shown up at least three times to your house without baby uno.
“If you promise to bring baby uno. That's probably the only way that she is about to agree.” Joe replied as he sat down to take off his cleats.
“She acts like the world is about to end if I don’t bring him over. I think she likes him more than she likes me.”
“She tolerates you.” Tee chimed in and Ja’Marr gave him a look as Joe stifled a laugh.
“Joe, stop laughing. Just wait until the twins get here. She's not going to pay you any attention either and then you'll see how it feels.”
“I didn't even laugh!” He told him as he peeled off his practice jersey from his body.
He was facing away from Ja'Marr and when he saw the multiple hickeys and scratches on his back, his eyes went wide and he immediately turned away.
But Tee on the other hand wasn't letting it go so easily.
“DAMN!”
“What?” Joe replied as if he was clueless.
“Your back, bruh.”
“What about it?”
All Tee did was wiggle his eyebrows and smile.
“Gave wifey the business last night, huh?” Tee asked and Joe's cheeks immediately started to heat up.
“AHT! NO! WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS!” Ja'Marr exclaimed and instantly covered his ears.
“She's literally pregnant? How do you think that happened?” Tee asked, but he was not trying to hear it.
“I don't care! That's my twin sister! Look I've already been scarred and had to wash my damn eyeballs when I walked in on them when we were at LSU. An image that I would like to FORGET.”
“She definitely did not act like this when you told her about baby uno.” Joe finally said to him and Ja'Marr just rolled his eyes.
“She didn't see multiple hickeys on my neck and scratches down my back either. You know what? I don't even want the tacos anymore. I'm eating at home. Knowing the two of you, you probably fucked in the kitchen.”
“Well I'm not going to tell you that you're wrong.” Joe replied while shrugging and Ja’Marr just gave him a blank stare as Tee was laughing.
Next thing Ja'Marr knew, a facetime call was coming in from you and he sighed before answering.
“Yes?”
“Twin! Why are you making that face?” You asked as you were eating a bowl of grapes.
“I….”
“Y/N! Make sure you keep the hickeys and scratches to a minimum on Joe. Your twin saw and I'm convinced he's trying not to throw up.” Tee replied as he snatched his phone away from him.
“Oh, oops. But sorry not sorry. He shouldn't…”
“NO. DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE.” Ja'Marr exclaimed and now you could see all three of them.
“Oohh! My man, my man, my man.” You said as you winked at Joe.
“Stop flirting with your husband on my phone!”
“Then you shouldn't have texted me! You know if he's near you I'm going to tell you to pass him the phone.”
“I should have known from 2018 what I signed up for. Third wheeling ever since.”
“Anyway. Plug your ears. Husband! We'll continue once you get back, yes? This morning was just a little preview.” You told Joe as Tee was nudging him.
“Can't wait.” Joe smirked and winked at you.
“You two make me SICK.”