#regulus incorrect quotes

[regglilbean]

ill be picking him up gently between my hands and never letting him go 🤲

[allaboutlov3]

Regulus: How do you guys keep doing it? Evan: I'm going to need a little more information if I'm expected to answer this question. Barty: I don't! The acceptance of the general public? Easy, we’re awesome. The ignorance of the few others? You kinda get used to it and also, we’re awesome. And our unbelievably good and exciting sex life which will certainly be written about and celebrated even after our death? Huh? You've guessed it. I'm just really good in bed. Oh and we’re awesome.

[breathingdisaster08]

*phone rings*

Sirius, picking up: Black manor, cute one speaking

Regulus: *hungs up*

[brilupinblack97]

Regulus being Regulus

regulus: if you don't stop now it will be the last thing you do.

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regulus: i stopped believing in santa claus when i asked him not to wake up in the morning again and, as you will see, i am still here.

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regulus: i'm not being rude, just realistic.

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regulus: i respect opinions but it is obvious that you are wrong.

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regulus: yeah, I don't like me either.

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regulus: *shows him the middle finger*

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regulus: if you're not here to tell me i'm going to die tomorrow, you can turn around.

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regulus: if you know who i am, why are you even daring to look at me?

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regulus: if i got a galleon for every time someone called me an asshole, well... i don't know, i'd have to open another vault at gringotts.

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regulus *referring to sirius* : no, i don't know him.

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regulus: no.

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regulus: will you shut up? your voice is too irritating.

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regulus: shh

[miminanoella]

Sirius: I just ate all of Y/N’s leftovers

Regulus: You’re dead

Sirius, sweating: how much time I’ve got?

Regulus: 10

Sirius: 10 what??

Regulus: 9

Sirius: 😥

[loserboyfriendrjl]

regulus/lily: *exists*

james, falling on his knee with a ring in his hand: oh no what is happening to me