#remus headcanon

[astralsunshine]

Remus has already been crushing hard on Sirius for a while. But then karaoke night comes and Sirius belts out a perfect rendition of Paid My Dues by Anastacia and he falls in love again (naturally, the song ends with Remus impulsively yanking the mic out of Sirius’s hands and kissing him)

[margovamargova]

Give me a Remus that looks so reserved and innocent and inexperienced - but is actually a huge perv an a very dominant man in bed. He’s a freak, and extremely horny all the time.

[margovamargova]

It’s always the guy with the big toucan nose, isn’t it?

[margovamargova]

Remus Lupin being a librarian and being so proud and strict about the library rules.

He’s shushing people all the time, sternly fining chaps because of late returns or very minor damage to the books, and having every shelf pristinely organized at all times.

And then he meets Sirius Black and he’s suddenly lending out books to him, chatting him up when they’re supposed to be quiet, and ruining his own bookshelves by fucking Sirius senseless against them.

Yeah I like my Remus very nerdy and very very horny.

[edwardisinvisible]

Remus

Cmon,look at him,

Siruis

What a inbred wierdo

Peter

James

Lily

Petunia

Severus

[rara3swhimsy]

Remus lupin looks like the most average butch lesbian on earth but with scars

[cherrylusstuff]

remus is just so comforting, you guys don’t understand. him and the constant warmth from his sweaters (that all the marauders like to steal), his hands that are never cold, and his hair that's always soft and messy, like he just woke up. remus, who seems a little serious at first but has the softest and brightest smile. who likes trashy horror movies, classic literature, coffee with too much sugar, crunchy food, the sound of rain, and good naps. who likes the library table that gets a little bit of sunlight in the afternoon and pretends not to need glasses to read even though he's pretty blind. remus, who goes to the kitchens every sunday and the elves feed him freshly made chocolate cookies, and who always brings one back for each of the marauders. who has the type of laugh that makes you proud for making him laugh. remus, with his bed being the most organized in the dorm, while his bedside table is the most chaotic, full of cigs, so many books, forgotten quills, crumpled wrappers, and coffee mugs. but also where he has pictures of all his friends and family as a little reminder of why he keeps going no matter what. he’s comforting, alright.

[margovamargova]

I just know Remus Lupin hates flying. He’d take a train over going on a plane any day, even if it takes him several more hours to get to his destination.