random cute thought. What if, mabey sometime before rocket meets groot and he has his own (stolen) ship, he gets a flerken stowaway. At first rocket does everything in his power to shake it, tries to leave it behind on diffrent planets he stops at but the flerken somehow finds its way back on the ship before takeoff everytime. This continues like routine for CYCLES until one day the flerkin returns to the ship battered like it got into a fight and rocket "begrudgingly" tends to its wounds. Or he notices the flerking isnt back yet when it usually is and rocket "begrudgingly" goes to look for it incase it got into trouble (like jolie in windows did). Afterwards, he still acts as if the flerken is still just an annoying stowaway he can't stand but everyone else can tell that they have a bond. I can imagine the flerking perched on his shoulders or sleeping curled up on rockets lap while he pretends the flerken isn't there but petting it when no one's looking. 🥹
this is a beautiful story and i—
thank you for inspiring me to make one of my favorite rocket-doodles ever. truly, i am grateful. i needed this
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"Your hands had been so warm that even all the metal plates and bolts deep inside had suddenly felt like a part of him — had suddenly matched his own body temperature — every piece slotting together inside him with a rightness he’d never known before. The air in his lungs had turned into little pearls and gemstones, spilling up into his throat like jewelled gravel. He’d made a noise — some kind of rumble — and it had startled him until your hands had soothed over him again and you’d whispered something that had sounded like you’re just purring."--From "Home", by Raccoon Falls Harder.
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...fluff? | rocket x gn reader | oneshot | ~4,045 words.
preview, notes, context, and warnings below. this one's semi-violent.
a study in contrasts.
or, the captain questions a would-be assassin. his sweetheart interrupts.
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“Oh, come on,” the Captain repeats, exasperated. “I know you musta had a few brushes with death over the years, right? You can’t be that green—”
The comms sizzle again. Rocket rolls his eyes. The BA-17 clicks against bottom teeth and scrapes the assassin’s split lower lip as it jerks out of his mouth.
“I told you to stop buggin’ me, Krags—”
“Sorry, cap’n. It’s just — your sweetheart’s on the long-range comm-receiver, and I thought—”
The Captain’s spine snaps straight up. He rocks back in his seat. Somehow, his shoulders seem to broaden: chest and tail both puffing. Those laid-flat ears are perked forward.
J’jark stares up at him shakily.
“Patch it through.”
“Uh. You sure, cap’n?”
“Am I—? Yeah, dickhead. Patch it through.”
There’s a moment of scratchy silence. A brief burst of static, and then a soft hum.
Your voice, when it comes through the comms, is a soft sugar-bomb.
“Rocket?”
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NOTES: happy birthday to volume three, and happy anniversary to the liberation of the arete! thank you for your patience as i relocate my living space and navigate problems with internet access. i hope you enjoy the semi-dark, semi-fluffy bit of nonsense. i am so grateful i am to be part of this amazing community.
CONTEXT: mcu post-vol3, inspired just a little by the characters and storyline from Rocket Raccoon: The Blue River Score (2017).
WARNINGS: off-screen brutality (rocket has beat the shit outta this guy). lots of descriptions of pain. threats with a firearm and threats of murder. (rocket canonically "want[s] to kill some guys!" circa vol2). fluff with a gn-reader who wears rocket's shirts even though they're way too small, plus fluffy unicorn slippers. pet-names like "sugar," "sweetheart," and "baby." minimal editing! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
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thanks to your nightmares, sleeping in a shared bunk is a big, big problem.
until it isn't.
NOTES: for nonnie, who dreams in pure fight-response. i hope the nightmares fade, and that peaceful sleep finds you and blesses every night of future, and that you only wake up when you're meant to: well-rested and ready for your day. ♡
You’d wandered away from the others — only to hear the soft rattle of Rocket’s claws on the grated catwalks behind you. Baffled, you’d half-turned, walking backward a few stumbling paces before you’d stopped abruptly and stared down at him.
“What’re you — why are you following me?”
Your voice had still been hollowed out from grief and exhaustion, and you’d been able to see the same things reflected in his tired ruby eyes. Still, it hadn’t prevented him from halting and folding his arms stubbornly over his chest, both brows arched.
“What? You thought you were gonna sleep alone? Here?”
You’d opened your mouth. Normally something dry and sarcastic would fall out — not mean, necessarily. Just a bit of smartassery before you turned your back and went on your way, resigned to him following you until you found a place to bed down.
But that’s not what had happened.
Maybe it had been the cycles of limited sleep, or the two back-to-back tragedies with Groot and Yondu, or the way that your body had ached all over with bruises from that imploded fucking planet. Maybe it had been because you had just overheard Rocket have such a tender moment with Pete, but he’d still seemed unable to forgive or forget whatever grudge he’d held against you, despite the fact that you’d never said a cruel word in his direction.
Maybe it had been any one of these small wounds. Maybe it had been the accumulation of them, like erosion. Either way, nothing had come out of your parted lips.
Instead, your eyes had stung, and your vision had blurred.
You’d frozen, stiff with horror. You’d known that if you were to blink, all those tears would spill out, and then it would’ve been game over.
Rocket would never let you live it down.
“Are you crying?”
It had sounded strange in your ears: less scathing than you'd have expected. More panicked. You’d wished you could blink out the tears so you could see his face, because you hadn’t trusted your hearing.
“N-no.”
It had been a blatant, obvious lie, fully ruined when you’d instinctively sniffled and the tears had fallen anyway.
“Goddammit,” you'd muttered under your breath. The words had wobbled. You'd tried to scowl at him, unable to take in the fact that his own eyes were wide too, ears flicked downward and tail tucked in at his ankle. “I’m not trying to be a dick, Rocket. I just don’t want to bother anyone with my nightmare-bullshit.”
from LULLABY. [ANTICPATED FEB 25]
CONTEXT: mcu-inspired, begins post-vol1. reader is plagued by nightmares, and rocket's an ass. can be read platonically or romantically.
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thanks to your nightmares, sleeping in a shared bunk is a big, big problem.
until it isn't.
read LULLABY now. ~4,137 words.
“I need my own space for sleeping,” you’d said apologetically. The five words had been devoid of entitlement — you simply hadn’t wanted to impose your own sleepshift-miseries on anyone else.
But of course Rocket hadn’t understood that. How could he? He’d barely known you, and you hadn’t exactly been sharing all your secrets. Not yet, anyway. Instead, he’d bared his teeth and spit underhanded words at your feet like spent shell-casings, determined not to let you have your own quarters. You’d been ruefully impressed when he’d snarled and volunteered to bunk with you himself — just to spite you.
You’d perched on the thin mattress with your arms around your shins and your chin on your knees, watching as he’d rigged up a hammock in the corner, cussing the whole time. But you hadn’t bothered sleeping — blinking rapidly to ensure your eyes stayed open, to wake yourself up. When his stare — slitted and gleaming from the corner, studying you with visceral scarlet suspicion — had finally gone dark, you’d eased yourself from the bed and slipped out the door, drifting up the hatch to the bay where Groot was dozing, then down into the cockpit. Quietly, you’d curled up in the second row of seats with a datapad, and tried to keep yourself awake with a few archived games and some old reality holocasts. You hadn’t retreated to the bunk until you’d seen Rocket the next wakeshift: making a show of stretching his arms and sneering at you, telling the others how well he’d slept that night, as if anyone believed that was normal chatter for him.
You’d finally gotten a fitful few hours of sleep, only to wake up fistfighting your flimsy quilt, the insides of your throat ripped up from the force of your ragged gasps.
Thank goodness your roomie hadn’t been around.
You’d lasted through the next two cycles before the sleeplessness had caught up with you. Maybe you would have expected to make it a little longer, but between the battle of Xandar and the death of your most-lovable fellow crewmember, you’d been even more exhausted than usual.
And when the lights of the Milano had dimmed, sleep had claimed you — despite your best efforts.
read LULLABY now. ~4,137 words.
CONTEXT: mcu-inspired, begins post-vol1. reader is plagued by nightmares, and rocket's an ass. can be read platonically or romantically.
NOTES: for nonnie, who dreams in pure fight-response. i hope the nightmares fade, and that peaceful sleep finds you and blesses every night of future, and that you only wake up when you're meant to: well-rested and ready for your day. ♡
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I had a dream about Rocket last night (I think he misses me :/) but he was with me at a Function and it was late and I decided to lay on a couch. Rocket knocked back the rest of his drink, then jumped up and snuggled in between me and the back of the couch, shocking absolutely everyone in the room. I just kinda glared like “don’t anyone dare say anything.” and we took a nap lol. I do really love the idea of him being comfortable with me (reader, y/n, OC, etc) but all of our interactions had been pretty private so no one really has any clue, since he’s quite standoffish with literally everyone else. And then he is buzzed enough that he doesn’t think about the fact that he’s in public, he’s just sleepy and wants to feel safe.
Thought you might like this concept 💞🫶
💖pretty-chips
like this concept? you mean love? pretty-chips i missed you so much! i hope you're well!
as usual, you are really onto something here. there is nothing better than the moment rocket tips over the edge from "i can't let anyone know how safe/happy/comfortable i feel" to "fuck it; of course i feel good with you; you're special and everyone else can go jump in a frickin' black hole"
plus the feel of him snuggling you? curled up against your back, right between your shoulderblades? all that warmth, and the dense heaviness of muscle and metal — like your own personal weighted blanket — and the softness of his fur, especially where the tip of his tail sweeps against your elbow or the back of your neck? the steady pace of his breathing while he sleeps? we know raccoons can purr; i bet that when he's drunk, he's just constantly rumbling against you —so low and quiet the other guardians probably can't hear it over their own tipsy laughter, at least not once they get over their shock and start yapping again.
but you can hear it, warm and steady as the embers of a crackling hearth.
and you can feel it, too: back to back, spine to spine. lungs to lungs, and heart to heart.
ive been thinking, what do you think rocket’s love language is??? >3<
hey bby. i've been thinking about you a lot lately and i hope you’re doing well ♡ i've been thinking about this question a lot, too. it’s such a good one and i’m so glad you asked!
i wrote a little about rocket's gift-giving tendencies a while ago, and briefly touched on love-languages in general. but i think it might be hard to parse out what he's like when you first meet him, you know? he's so damn prickly, keeping everyone at arm's length. his words are always so sarcastic and dry that they're practically crackling apart. plus, one time, you tapped his shoulder for something, and he startled and bared his teeth at you in a full-snarl before recognizing you.
doesn't like to be touched, you'd noted to yourself.
i’d guess that it takes at least a few cycles before he starts acknowledging you when he doesn't have to. and thank god he finally does, because you'd been starting to feel really lonely and isolated up there. drax and mantis are always off causing mayhem and pete's constantly trying to convince gamora to sneak off somewhere, and groot's buried in his game most of the time.
but once the two of you actually start talking, it probably isn't too long before rocket warms up to you. you're clever, and warm, and you seem like you really care, which he manages to casually inform you is rare in his experience. and sometimes, when you're having a bad day — staring into the melancholy void, bones flooded with a kind of sadness that feels too pervasive and constant to take you by surprise anymore, or maybe numb with old memories, and thoughts of a future that hollow you out — sometimes, when you're having a bad day, you catch him watching you with something in his eyes that feels like recognition. familiarity. connection.
those are the days he's extra nice to you — at least, by his standards. bringing you a warm fresh cup of your favorite hot beverage of choice, or grudgingly offering to teach you how to fly the benatar.
pete's always muttering about his unspoken thing with gamora, but this feels like a real "unspoken thing": the silent comfort of someone who seems like he understands you, without ever uttering a word.
it's on one of these days — when rocket’s made you breakfast, even though your sleep has been all fucky lately and you missed the first wake-shift meal that the others had shared that rotation — that you find yourself staring at the rim of your coffee-mug and your plate of grilled orloni, watching the steam curl out of your bowl of synth-cinnamon indigarran-oats. and you ask him about it.
what's your love-language?
he blinks over at you, ears flattening in confusion. my fuckin what?
your love-language. you hesitate, then take a bite of your oats. they're a little too hot, but they don't burn your mouth, and you're surprised by the pleasantness of the texture. they're the perfect amount of sweetness, too. it's a terran term, i guess, you tell him thoughtfully. it's basically, like, how you like to be acknowledged. appreciated.
he doesn't respond, and you don't look up from your meal — still feeling morose, maybe, in the first few hours of wakefulness.
like, some people like to be told nice things, you say with a casual wave of your spoon. to be reassured that they're useful or good, reminded that they're important to someone. that's called words of affirmation. for other people, there's something called quality time...
and you go on to explain each one to him.
i thought maybe you were a gifts-person, you tell him at last. on account of the breakfasts and the coffee and the guns. but then i thought, maybe acts of service? you're making pretty much every thing you give me. and you sometimes do my dishes.
you wrangle up a tired grin for him, realizing you've been rambling, and he hasn't spoken a single word. when your eyes meet his, you realize he's gone utterly still: not even a flicker in his ears or a twitch in his tailtip.
i dunno, he admits at last, slowly. his head cocks to one side. i don't tell people i like ‘em or appreciate ‘em very much. i don’t really tell people nice things at all.
you blink back, and feel yourself soften. you tell me nice things just fine, you tell him, lifting your coffee mug pointedly. you spare him a lopsided little grin. when you want to, anyway.
he snorts.
so how do you like to be told them, then? you ask gently. nice things, i mean.
he shifts from foot to foot: awkward. i dunno, he repeats. considers, then opens his mouth to speak ~ grimaces, and shakes his head. i don't think i, uh. i don't think i ever got enough to know.
his voice crinkles at the end, like he's embarrassed by that — as if he thinks he's the one to blame. as if, had he only been more lovable...
you'd been feel distant and pensive all morning, but something inside you is suddenly distilled: a purpose, maybe. one you've grabbed for yourself.
you don't need to be ashamed of that, you tell him abruptly. that shame belongs everyone else in your life who should have loved you, and should have made sure you knew it.
you nod once, firmly — too lost in your own thoughts to catch the slight widening of his eyes, the clench of his fists, the way his tail tucks in against his ankle: all vulnerability.
we have a new mission, you say instead. top-secret. just you and me.
yeah? his voice is thick with curiosity, and something else.
mmhm, you nod. figuring out what your love languages are.
you spend the next quarter making it a point to find new ways to show him how much you care for him — pretty much every rotation. notes of appreciation, picking out one specific trait or action of his that you've been impressed by or secretly adored. translating it painstakingly into kree so he could read about how clearly you'd noticed it, how you'd remembered it, how much it had meant. read it, and keep it. with your spoken words, too, you shower him in praises and compliments, both alone and in front of the rest of the crew. each time, he scoffs and scrubs the back of his hand over his whiskers. but you can tell he's glowing under all that fur: flustered, and flattered, and so fuckin pleased that his toes are probably curling in his boots.
then you test him out with little gifts of your own: left for him here and there, or shared and explained in detail while you hang out in the dim cockpit after everyone else has gone to sleep. treats and sweets. he likes chocolate-covered espresso beans, you'd learned, though they're a dangerous thing to give him. bottles of booze, too. and little bits of tech, no matter how old or broken — though you’ve found he particularly likes the shiny bits. he grins at each one, looking smug and satisfied, and his pockets grow heavy with whatever library of treasures he’s decided will bring him good luck today. he pulls them out on occasion to rub his thumbs over them, or look at them bemusedly: perusing his little gifted treasures. sometimes when he catches you watching him, he even winks at you before shuffling the clinking bits back into his pockets.
once or twice a cycle, you'd also tried to do his chores, but he'd only seemed annoyed by the effort. you'd though that meant you could write off acts of service as one of his love languages, and you’d almost done it, too. but then one night, purely coincidentally, you'd cut up some bandages for him after a fight. he'd actually teared up at the kindness: shameless silver puddles rivering into his fur-covered cheeks. after that, you'd realized that even sitting by his side and handing him tools while he works will make him sigh with contentment, the muscles easing in his shoulders in something close to peace.
and you can't dismiss quality time, either ~ not with the way he starts demanding your presence all rotation long. these days, he’s refusing to take side-commissions if you're not on his team. he stays up late with you and plays Krylorian card-games while you read in the copilot's seat, or tinkers with gadgets while you doze off on the unused mattress in his bunk.
cycles pass. you think about asking him again. have you decided yet? which way you like to receive messages of love? which means the most to you?
but you don’t. you expect you've learned the truth already — which is that rocket has just been too love-starved for almost his entirely life.
he'll take whatever kindness you want to give him.
it’s okay, though, you tell yourself. you're happy to oblige him.
so you relax into this new routine of camaraderie. there are still melancholy mornings and hard days, but each seems easier than the last. you spend each day giving each other the best you’ve got, and growing closer. i like to think that, in time, you both realize that you've become more and more confident that even when things are at their worst, you're not alone in them. your respective memories may sometimes haunt you and the future might feel like it’s looming; the universe might seem large and empty, but the two of you have each other.
and the sky is forever and beautiful.
it's not until another two quarters have passed that it happens. you're chilling in your own quarters with him: you, sprawled and reading on the bed; him, seated on the floor and leaned against the edge of your bunk, tinkering with something. some vague part of you is aware of him hissing and rolling his shoulders — trying to work out the tension and the muscle contractures that you've slowly realized are a part of his daily life. he can’t help it, and neither can you. his pain is just the natural result of all his knotted sinews, contorted around prosthetics and implants — the screws and bolts driven deep into whatever natural bones he still has left.
so you're not consciously aware of his grumbling, indrawn breath or his hitching shoulders — no. you're too used to it. you just keep reading on your datapad, unthinking — lost in the companionship of the moment, the quiet clatter of his work, the words on your screen.
which is the only reason why you casually drape one arm down off the mattress, your hand sifting through the fur along his shoulder and sinking under the strap of his jumpsuit: soothing and easing the twisting muscle with an instinctive squeeze of your furrowing fingers, a thoughtlessly-kind and careful knead of your palm.
perhaps you should have realized. you're pretty sure you know what he used to be, after all — before some monster got their hands on him and turned him into the person he is today, the person you're so grateful to know. and what you think you remember about his original species is this:
two-thirds of the sensory perception areas in a raccoon's cerebral cortex are dedicated to touch. they learn primarily through the palms of their hands, the sensitive pads of their fingertips. they see things based on the brush of the whiskers that bristle from their claws; they recognize things they've held cradled in their hands — even if it was only once, years ago.
for a raccoon, to touch things is to know them.
you've watched the way he handles his flight controls, his mines and firearms, every screen and set of buttons he's ever come across. as soon as his fingers dance over them once, he's got them memorized.
doesn't like to be touched, you'd thought when you'd first met him, but that's not quite right, is it? it's only that someone else has wounded him — taken that strength of sensitivity and turned it into something vulnerable, something that could hurt. and maybe doesn't like to be touched really just means likes it so much that it feels dangerous.
rocket doesn’t bare his teeth this time. he doesn’t even shake you off. instead, his hands still, and you feel his shoulders sag under the firm press of your probing fingers. his head rolls back on his neck, and he groans in a way thy turns into something else: a rumble under his fur, low and hollow.
a purr.
that's it, he manages to mumble. you stare at him, too stunned to look away even as your hand keeps moving of his own accord. his eyes close, and his wire-tight tension continues to soften under your touch. he sounds half-wondering, and half-asleep already.
that's my frickin' love-language.
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BOOK TWO ~ ♡ kiss kiss ♡ BANG BANG [NEW 2/14]
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low-grade spice | gn reader | no use of y/n | oneshot | 4,086 words.
read a terran's guide to holodating now ♡༄.° ✈︎ ₊⭒˚｡⋆
online dating sucks pretty much throughout the universe.
Primary Prompt: Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference. (#20)
How would you feel about seeing each other in person? you’d asked. It might take a while, but we move around a lot. I’m sure we’ll be close enough to meet up at a space-station in the next few cycles.
He’d stared at the words, claws hovering over the datapad.
You shouldn’t want to meet me, he’d said at last. I could be lying. I could be a real bad guy.
There had been a long pause. Then, as stubborn and sweet as ever, the message had shown on his screen with a soft little chime.
I doubt that.
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CONTEXT/WARNINGS: mcu-inspired (post-volume 2), kinda angsty but it all works out ♡ rocket's already super-soft for reader and calls you "baby" a few times. a lil suggestive toward the end.
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