#rhode island asks

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Prepare.

Oh no what now

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snello snodey!

-@snailifier

Oh no are you going to snailify me again

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you give “clarinet player” vibes

I was never a band kid so I don't get it but that does sound kinda like an insult

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We think we misspelled vat as bat

Sorgyyyyyy :3

Well that works too

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I just gotta ask: Coffee milk. Slaps. Funky but slaps. Why the hell is the only company that makes it called that

I guess people thought that autocrats used to be cool back then (they were never)

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what is the current state of the empire

Partial annexation of Bristol County (includes Seekonk and Fall River, New Bedford et al is a WIP), currently undergoing annexation of Connecticut, eyeing unclaimed territory in Marie Byrd Land, Antarctica, in addition to minor outlying islets

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Bet you wont get in a fistfight with me outside the homosuck drag show next week

bitch

Sunday April 13th

-@mbta-unofficial

I would gladly fight you too bitch

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Rhode Island x Delaware? <3

*Rhode Island blushes a little*

Holy shit-- now just where'd ya get that one from?? Why-- why me out of everyone in the whole world???