Aug 3, 2014
So one year I did this voluntary project with the police and we got to sit in the riot vans and do riot training with them, which basically involved throwing rubber pellets,petrol bombs, and bits of wood at them and it was so much fun, except now whenever I see some of the in town they always go
'Hey! How are you, I haven't seen you since that time you threw those missiles at us. God your aim was good!'
or 'It's weird seeing you round town, it's like the only place I ever saw you was in the cage in the riot van, or runnin away after throwing wood at us'
Last week they said it when I was in a shop handing my CV in, and I swear they're the reason I'm unemployed.