Brie had, for the most part, been living with her head in the clouds since she’d returned to Bayview - she’d spent a fabulous day at the carnival, celebrating her birthday and now, she got to kick off Halloween month decorating with one of her very favorite people. She couldn’t wait to see Emma and hear all about her and Taylor’s upcoming parenthood. Her hands were a little full though, between cupcakes and decorations, she didn’t have a free hand to open the door, and had to use her hip instead, but as soon as she was inside and got a whiff of that bookstore smell she immediately recalled why this was one of her favorite spots in all of Bayview. Spotting her friend near the front counter, she headed that direction, a full and bright smile spreading across her face as she approached “Hey, mama-to-be!” she greeted cheerfully.
It’s all fun and games until someone checks the naughty list (tip: you made the nice list!).
For @reinlili
Alright babe, it’s our first official Christmas and all I can say is that I hope there’s many more to come for the two of us. There was so much I wanted to get you to make sure this year was as special as it gets, but I figured I’d save some for other occasions, since I intend for there to be a lot of them. Here’s what I settled on for this year though.
First, the rings. They might not be of the engagement kind, but you can consider it a promise (do people still do that?) - I know we’ve talked about jealousy a bit lately and while I don’t think it’s a problem for us, I thought this might help ease both of our minds a little bit. They’re a set, and I will wear mine always so you never have to worry if anyone is wondering - they will know my heart is spoken for even before I can tell them. Next, the flowers. Okay, I thought these were really cool and something you could take along with you when we have to be apart. Keep them in the box and (somehow, magically) they will last whole year (cool, right?!).
On to the naughty list stuff. It looks like a candle, smells like a candle, is a candle. But it also melts into a deliciously silky massage oil that I thought we could have a little bit of fun with! Next is a book of love poems by Pablo Neruda. They’re almost as beautiful as you and I wish I had the talent to tell you how I feel as elegantly as he does but I’ll borrow his words this time so you never have to wonder. I figured I’d leave this last one boxed up so we could open in private later, but you can probably guess what’s hidden in there (Don’t let your dad see this one!).
Meeting you and getting to spend the past several months falling more and more in love with you has been then absolute best thing that’s happened to me and more than I ever could have hoped for. You’re my everything and I look forward to spending the next year, and many more after, falling even more in love with you. Have a very Merry Christmas, babe.
Love, Dave.
For Zoey @zoeydevtch
Merry Christmas Zoey, I pulled in a favor from the big man and got you off the naughty list. You can thank me later! I got you a mug made without upcoming smash reality show hit - I figured it might motivate us to get things done (or just make you laugh when you see it and remember what nerds we are!). I also got you a couple snowboarding goodies - socks and gloves (don’t ask me what is with all the pink this time around, but it just happened) - stay warm and safe out there, will you?! And lastly, but perhaps most importantly, the only hangover tonic you will ever need. It’s handcrafted using a unique blend of herbs known to ease the ailments caused by the overindulgence of a good time. Can be mixed into cocktails or employed to alleviate nausea, stress headaches, anxiety, or an upset stomach. Goes great in Whiskey, Bourbon, Tea, or straight in Soda water.
Anyway, if my mom had managed to push out a girl at some point, I’m pretty sure she would have ended up a lot like you (nice, but a bit weird), so I figure you’re probably about the closest thing I’m ever going to get to a sister and now we just need to make the Dueco’s official so that next year at this time, we can share the family insanity! Have a great, one and hey, try and be good?
Dave.
For Zach @roerigz
Merry f’in Christmas man!
I just wanted to take a minute to celebrate the holidays with you and thank you for being not just a stand-up guy, but a great friend this past year-ish (not quite, but close enough, right?). We’ve had some good times but you’ve also listened to me babble on and on about just about anything and everything with patience of a fucking saint. You’re good people, brother, and I’m glad our paths crossed.
Alright, first up, some new longboarding gloves and a sneaker cleaning kit so you can look fresh as hell once all this snow goes away and we can get back out there again. I threw in some snowboarding goggles because a man has to look good all year round, right? Lastly, I came across this nifty little business card holder that not only seemed appropriate but well timed give your new adventure. I figure those new business cards are going to be in high demand, so you should have something both handsome and convenient!
I hope you and the family have an excellent Christmas and that 2018 is extra good to you all! Merry Christmas!
Dave.
For @tylerjbburn, @levittjoe, @edwardhardy, @dempjoe, @evanpxtrs, @bviewgron, @shay-bright, @roberttsemma
Merry Christmas friends,
I wanted to do something a little different this year, because we all know Santa is going to spoil you all rotten and I didn’t want to contribute to the corruption, so I figured I’d do something good! I think most of you know that I lost my best friend to cancer awhile back. While he was battling the disease and since he passed, I’ve been a huge supporter of Stand Up To Cancer, which raises money every year to accelerate the amazing and groundbreaking research happening all over the country. All the proceeds from your spiffy new hoodies and travel bottles will be a part of helping us get closer to finding a cure, once and for all!
Anyway, I hope you all have an amazing Christmas! Thanks for the laughs and the good talks. Here’s to many more in 2018!
As bummed as Brie was that their trip was coming to an end, she was super excited to, not just finally check out the waterpark she’d been eyeing their whole vacation, but to also get in some serious girl time with one of her favorites. She felt like she’d barely seen Emma since they arrived and having the whole afternoon to catch up before the big party would make up for some of that. Finding her in the lobby where they agreed to meet, Brie waved as she approached but then greeted her with a warm hug. “Hey stranger!” she joked lightly “you all set to get going?” @roberttsemma
Happy Birthday, beautiful! I’m so very lucky to have met you and look forward to a long, long series of monthly four-hour lunches! I hope you have an amazing day and don’t let Taylor tell you have to share the cupcakes!! Love you lots! Brie x
To kick things off, I don’t know why these bracelets reminded me of the two of you but I immediately thought of you when I saw them, so they were a must get. The next two are intended to be both romantic and useful - who doesn’t love a nice picnic on the beach or up in the hills. This backpack has everything you need to pack up a scrumptious meal away from all of us knuckleheads! And you can even take this portable, double hammock along with you if you’d like (it comes with a carry case) so you can snuggle up afterwards (I tried to make the match, but I’m a dude so that’s the best I could do)! Congratulations to both of you! Taylor - take good care of her, will you!
First of all, thank you so much to both of you for allowing me to be apart of your beautiful day, I hope today is just the beginning of a long and lovely journey for the both of you, together. The gifts I have chosen for you are all with that in mind. First, a little reminder of today to hang up so you can both share in it. Secondly, a set of matching passport holders and a scrapbook so you track all your adventures and memories as you go. I Remember that all the ups and even the downs are part of the adventure and that so long as you’re travelling together you will always reach the top of the mountain! Best wishes to both of you for a lifetime of love, laughter and happily ever afters!
It’s your birthday, yay! I got you a few little things that I hope help make this the most amazing birthday ever! First, some new flannel pajamas so you don’t have to walk around naked, but also because cupcakes, amirite? These chocolates might not look like very much, but believe me, the second you put them in your mouth, you will understand. They’re from one of my favourite chocolatiers we discovered in Belgium, so please enjoy! And lastly, after all that chocolate I figured you’d probably want to head out for another pilates class and this workout bag screamed at me, so I had to get it for you! I hope that all your stars keep shining and your biggest dreams come true. Here’s to another great year. Happy Birthday!
