CharGPT: What absurd conspiracy theory would you make up just to amuse yourself?
Me: I don't think coming up with conspiracy theories is good in general, but maybe if it's absurd enough whatever happens is not really my fault.
>> What are the ingredients for a conspiracy theory?
ChatGPT: [hidden enemy, complex master plan, forced evidence, patterns, emotional elements, quantum stuff, "think for yourself"]
Me: ... Burpees were invented by the Soviets to cause massive shoulder lesions in foreign armies, the evidence is just try burpees; but also jumping jacks were invented by jesus himself and that's the secret message in the cross: the correct technique open arms closed legs; just a sad corn diet actually can grow muscle faster but only if you take it at midnight when the sun doesn't interfere with its quantum properties, but it is info hidden by the powerful and secretive gym cartels that work with breakfast cereal makers to make it morning food, and the proof is: have you seen corn cobs in 24/7 gyms? Is that a coincidence?
