Manifesting with all i got the return of the navigator of Rocks crew💥🙇 !!!
i love what you do it’s always so fun and well written also love love LOVE the community of people around it, u guys are the best honestly (sorry if my english is bad it’s my second language🧚)
You’ve got to understand the Navigator is doing the least she can. 😂 Slight spoilers below
The table was sticky with spilled rum, cards slick under your hands. Your head swam, cheeks warm, and you could hardly tell if you were playing cards or wrestling them. Rocks D. Xebec leaned in close, eyes glittering, grin feral.
“Slapjack,” he growled, throwing the cards down with heavy hands. “Even a drunk can do that. Winner takes the prize. You join my crew when I win. My ship is yours if you pull off a miracle.”
You hiccuped. “Sounds fair.”
The game snapped to life. Cards slapped down, one by one. The crowd roared every time you missed, howling when you lunged too late and smacked the table instead. Xebec’s hand was a hammer, fast and merciless. He snarled with every slap, convinced the next card would be his victory.
Then it happened. A jack hit the table.
You slammed your palm down like you were swatting a fly. The impact rattled the mugs, sent rum sloshing over the edge, and flattened the card before Xebec’s hand could even twitch. The room froze.
You lifted your palm slowly, wobbling in your chair, and grinned. “That’s my jack.”
The crew erupted. Laughter shook the walls, pirates howled into their mugs, and one actually fell backward off his stool. Xebec stared at your hand, then at the card, then at you, a vein throbbing in his temple
Another jack came. You slammed again, nearly face planting into the table, but you got it. And then another. And another. The pile grew under your hand. You were sloshed, off-balance, and somehow still unbeatable.
Near the end of the round, the mountain of cards on your side of the table looked like a throne. You leaned back, swaying, arms spread wide. “Guess that means the ship is almost mine.”
Xebec was silent, seething, the disbelief painted plain across his face. For the first time in his life, Rocks D. Xebec could not understand how the hell he was losing.
I was rocking my socks off to Epic: The Musical this morning and thought of this:
Rocks Navigator: [gripping the mast with white knuckles] This is the WIND BAG. It contains pure, concentrated, unfiltered sky tantrum. We DO NOT OPEN THE WIND BAG.
Whitebeard: …But what if we need wind? (Instigating shit)
Shiki: Or fun.
Kaido: Or chaos.
Big Mom: Or snacks.
Navigator: NO. NO WIND. NO FUN. NO—
Rocks D. Xebec: [grins like a madman]
Navigator: “OH MY GOD—”
(Wind Bag opens. Immediate hurricane. Seagulls screaming. The mast flies off like a javelin. Shiki is laughing. Kaido is airborne. Big Mom is eating the tornado.)
Navigator: “WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS????”
Whitebeard: (Holding onto the rail with one pinky) “You really gotta stop leaving cursed weather in reusable storage, mate.”
I don’t even know if your just a genius or the most crazy fic writer I ever saw but, keep going I beg of you, your fics are just so funny like it’s concerning each time it’s getting more and more unhinged
I love the Rock fic it was so good I swear please make more I just live for the relationship of the reader with Rock’s crew and their attitude in general
XD That's a lot of praise for someone who just wants to write about fictional men being silly, but thank you.
If we ever get a God Valley flashback, I'll write more. Probably mostly to praise Scopper Gaban, lol.
Hi!!! o(^o^)o. I just wanted to say that I absolutely adore your One Piece works and have been eagerly consuming them as soon as I see something new. They always brighten up my day. I love the chaos that each fic contains and I’m scared I will eventually wake up someone with how much I laugh reading them at night.
Your recent fic ‘Ship Happens’ is one of my favs! I can just imagine the navigator after the events of God Valley being like: SEE! See I told you! But did anyone listen? Noooo (￣ー￣).
I wonder if the navigator would finally get to live a relatively peaceful life or if they would get scooped up (kidnapped) by another pirate crew *cough cough Rodger Pirates*.
Anyways I just wanted to say how much I appreciate and love your writings! Much love <3
- sock anon
Hi sock anon!
The Rock Navigator was way more popular than I assumed xD. I guess we all watch for the OP spoilers.
The Navigator might dream of a quiet life, but the reason they got picked by Rocks is that they burned down the cartography school that expelled them (for reasons). She was the only choice at the moment and she continually makes choices that actively sabotage her dreams. God Valley isn’t freedom, it’s just proof she’s selfish.
