#romulus posts

[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[romulusthewolf]

my only advice to people who wanna get into writing is

listen to all the advice you can find, all of it, you don't have to follow all the advice, but listen to it all. and if someone says something you think is stupid, ignore it.

so many people say that "oh you don't have to write all the boring stuff you can just skip to the fun stuff and do the boring stuff later!" and while I'm sure that works for some people and absolutely no hate to anyone that does that, it doesn't work for me.

because if i wrote the fun stuff first I would never write the boring stuff.

but i still listened to that advice, took it into my brain and thought about it.

sure the end result was "no I'm not going do that" but I still took it in. and i think thats important.

tldr: read all the advice you can find, take the stuff you like and apply it, throw out the stuff you don't.

[romulusthewolf]

i do appreciate all the attention the writing advice post i made is getting but if you do decide to follow me because of it please note that, i am a freaky weirdo and I write and post freaky weirdo stuff.

just as a heads up.

[romulusthewolf]

i feel like people are so bad a writing lost episode creepy pastas because they focus on blood and gore instead of inherent creepy aspects of some of these shows/movies.

like Thomas the tank engine has some scary shit in it, like the train who gets walled up under a tunnel or the ghost train episode, or the train that's used as a generator. like you could actually make something unnerving with this but no instead people just wanna write about Thomas having human organs instead of train bits or all the trains actually being mutated human experiments or something.

it's the same with Willy Wonka, like there's one creepypasta about it and it's just "WILLY WONKA IS A PEDO AND USES HUMANS IN THE CHOCOLATE! OHHHH SPOOKY!!"

like there's actually weird creepy stuff going on here that we could talk about.

there's the creepy horror tunnel, how he juices the blueberry girl, wonka is kinda a psycho so what was Charlie's life like after he wins the factory?

there's just more interesting concepts than "what if it was gorey?" or "what if pedophilia?" you know.

[romulusthewolf]

getting started on my kinktober fics so it's probably gonna get a little nsfw around here as i yap about working lol

[romulusthewolf]

on the one hand, having multiple chronic health issues is a massive struggle and it really sucks.

oonthe other hand, i can write the fuck outta some werewolves.

[romulusthewolf]

Edmund pevensie is gay.

Peter pevensie is bi (with a preference for centaurs.)

Susan is a comphet lesbian.

lucy is aroace.

and Caspian is bi with a male preference.

that's my cannon

[romulusthewolf]

okay i just watched willy Wonka and the chocolate factory after like 10 years and actually i understand why creepypasta authors wanna make him a pedophile. he's got some weird vibes.

humans in the chocolate is still dumb though.