#rottentothecarlos

[itsdizzytremaine]

TEXT 💬 DIZLOS

Dizzy: Guess who lost one of her earrings under her roommate's bed about 21 minutes ago and so she crawled under there to find it because the earrings are gorgeous and deserve to see the light of day but while she was under there, her roomie came back with some sex-partner and they hopped on the bed immediately to get down to business?

Dizzy: If you guessed me, you're right! Unfortunately! I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes! It's a little too late for me to jump out now, right? Like, that would be so awkward at this point!

[jayonthefield]

TEXT 💬 JAYLOS

Jay: Wait, you're having a "study night" with somebody? … So it’s a date? Fuck yeah! We gotta get you ready, man!

[happilyevieafter]

TEXT 💬 EVILOS

Evie: I would love to play video games with you tonight! But fair warning, I've been awake and working on a new line for a very, very long time, so I'm a little bit emotional. When I start crying when I lose at Mario Kart is when you should kindly suggest we wrap it up. Does that sound fair?