#rp sentences

[memeapple2]

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[melamemea]

angst prompts .

a collection of sentences tied to those rough patches in life and the moments where those who once stood close proved to be different than what you almost dared to hope for.

“ but it hurts, it hurts more than you can even imagine. ” 

“ when you’ve been through the kind of crap that i have, you sort of get it. ”

“ i thought i would learn something from all this pain, but i’ve never felt more stupid. ”

“ if life’s teaching me a lesson then i want to skip it. ”

“ it’s a burden that’s constantly there, constantly looming, constantly wearing me down. ”

“ it just won’t let go. ”

“ sometimes it just feels like i’m failing the world, and the world is failing me back.”

“ life’s got to be the worst tinder match in history. ”

“ i would very much like to stop feeling like this, but it’s not that easy. ”

“i watched you lose interest in someone you said you’d love till the end of time. from that moment on i realized i’d never fully trust the words of a lover's mouth again.” 

“i watched our folded hands was change, and now we would never see each other again.”

“i gave up being pretty when society raised the bar of beauty. “

“i slept so comfy in your embrace but then i realized that you weren't really there.”

“to be portrayed as a burden by someone whose supposed to be your rock is the greatest weight in the world.”

“it’s as if something is eating me up inside, and i don’t even want to stop it.”

“and maybe i am supposed to feel sad. maybe it’s karma. maybe I do deserve it.”

"i don't know how to feel."

"but you did leave me. you did leave me, and i waited for you."

"you don't get it do you? what it feels like to let someone inside your heart, your life and your very soul, only for them to tear it all apart as if it was nothing. you did that to me."

"i waited for you, over and over again."

"do you really think i forgot, after all this time?"

"everyone seems to have found their happy ever after and i don't even know if i'm made for that."

"everyone who touched me took a part of me with them."

"to break and to mend myself over and over again, i'm sick of it."

"don't to dare look at me like that when you brought us here in the first place – don't you dare make me feel this way."

"i moved on, i moved away from you."

"so, that's it then? nothing else? just ... done?"

"all the ones that claimed to love me... i just pushed them away."

"who is to say that you won't leave me, too?"

"right, because that's how it goes. you crack a joke, i laugh and then i'm supposed to fall for you, just like that. a snap of a finger... and then a snap of my heart when you've had enough of me."

"everyone says that they can take it, that they will love me no matter what but the moment i peel away that exterior i've worked so hard on, everyone pulls away... and i can't even find it in me to blame them."

"nothing good will come from regretting."

"the worst part is how i started to think that you were different."

"i could have expected it from everyone else but... not you."

"hands have never been kind to me, and words nothing but sly."

[zanzabugrps]

― ★ 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝟥:𝟥𝟢 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖾𝗉𝗂𝗌𝗈𝖽𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗏'𝗌 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗆𝖺 '𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐'

𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘵.ᐟ

" mother fuck, we’re destroyed. "

" somebody had better be dead, buddy. "

" who died? "

" he’s been singing about the same fuckin’ plane crash for fifty years. everybody’s still dead, move on! "

" that was an award worthy shoehorning of the world harvard into conversation, "

" we’ve been trying to deal with this quietly. "

" i was trying to protect you. "

" i was trying to give you space like you asked me to do! "

" don’t drag america into this! "

" this affects me! "

" you think chemistry just comes in a bottle and we go out and buy another one at whole foods?! "

" i feel like __ died. "

" that’s exactly why you’re the pro that you are. "

" i can’t feel anything. "

" i’m telling you something, it’s for your own good. "

" blow me, __. "

" you don’t push back, you incinerate. "

" there’s a lot of sloppy work done around here, mainly by you. "

" try to be more agreeable, for chrissake! "

" i am fucking agreeable! "

" don’t take that tone! you sound like a bitch! "

" you’re just out here trying to raise some hell. "

" there’s a human cost! "

" she’s throwing me under the bus. "

" do not touch that remote. "

" there are consequences in life. "

" what a load. "

" it’s too bad we can’t always throw a crisis at her. "

" you are part of this family. "

" you are part of this family, and we will get through this together. "

" i was talking to him about the truth. "

" you get hot too fast. "

" i accidentally said fuck, okay? and then i got mad at myself and said fuck again. "

" they can’t just take my life away. "

" people are gonna wanna know what you did or did not know. "

" i am so happy to see this face. "

" we can cuddle and we can make snacks and watch the british cooking show. "

" it’s just the worst day of my entire life. "

" what the hell kind of name is lorelai anyway? "

" maybe she’s bored or complacent with success, i don’t know "

" it’s kind of funny how the entire world of broadcast could just fall off an edge in a few years "

" news is awful, but the world is addicted to it. "

" dream worlds are essential. "

" there is some unspoken sexual fantasy to co hosts. "

" i know you love her. i know she’s your gal." 

" fuck you, new york. "

" i look forward to you whispering in my ear to stop fucking up. "

" all studios are pretty much the same. "

" all studios are pretty much the same. huge adrenaline, incredible intelligence, desperate ambition, huge egos. "

" there is no way that she did not know that she was being filmed. "

" people are idiots, am i right? " 

" do i look tired? "

" yesterday must have been so difficult for you. "

" you seem a lot more relaxed today. "

" life in general is just sort of exhausting. "

" we reporters, we see how the world works. "

" as reporters we are trained to never let our personal emotions enter the story. "

" __, be nice. "

" once you villainize someone, there’s nothing left but to go to war with them. "

" In leadership, decisions have to be made. "

" you can’t just have empathy for everyone and do nothing. "

" so you’re a diehard reporter? "

" the truth matters to me. "

" i didn’t know i was being filmed. "

" i think people are wanting more transparency in journalism, "

" the truth is what we are all striving for. "

" I came to tell you that I am so mad at you. " 

" i will never ever get over it. "

" you left me alone! "

" how can you be mad at me about that? "

" i’m mad at you because you are selfish! "

" you’re a self indulgent asshole! "

" i think you’re jealous because of our history. "

" you stole my life with this. "

" you left me in the woods with a pack of wolves. "

" i live a really strange existence. "

" i live a really strange existence and it is isolated as shit. "

" i gave up everything for this. "

" you’ve put me in a position of having nothing. of having no one. "

" you’re my partner. "

" we lived a life that we’re never going to get back. "

" you can’t be my friend. "

" please don’t say that, it’s so ignorant. "

" i’m sorry you’re such an asshole. "

" i wouldn’t use those words together if i were you. "

" oh, this is so never going to blow over. "

" they were going to replace you! "

" you’re just trying to fuck with my head. "

" you’re destroyed and you want me destroyed. "

" what is this, my big break? "

[jessource]

prompts:　short 'n sweet　( deluxe. )

when you're hot, it's just a matter of time.

hard to hold like conversations when high.

just want someone to love me.

been alone for so long.

i refuse to be wrong again.

you don't know how hard i can make it.

i'm so mature, collected, and sensible, except when i get hit with rejection.

one day, believe me, you'll want someone that makes it easy.

i was easier than i am now.

fuckboys you'll never meet.

if i close an eye, it's almost like your red flags are blue.

when did all you bitches get so nice?

but i still choose to be in love with you.

i didn't want your little bitch ass anyway.

all the friends tryna save me, well, i, i cut them loose

still i choose to be in love with you.

i'm intentionally careless, 'least i got self-awareness.

i'm a busy woman.

i couldn't make it any harder to love me.

i'm fresh out of any good judgement.

i'll do it, don't you make me.

it's fleetin' like we're all gonna die.

i've heard all the bad news and the bad reviews.

i'll turn into someone you're scared to know.

oh, what i'd give to be meeting you as the glass-half-full version of me.

i'll leak some pictures maybe.

would've folded, but i can't now.

to turn me down, well, that's just unethical.

my clothes are off, i'm comin' over to your place.

i can't lose another boy that's not my boyfriend.

i know you're frustrated, cause i will not let you touch me.

its fleetin' like my battery life.

i can do a lot with 15 minutes.

your arms are reachin' and your eager heart is throbbin'.

take a couple bucks, turn 'em into millions.

where did all these parties come from?

but if you want my kisses i'll be your perfect mrs. 'til the day that one of us dies.

when you're hot, they're gonna eat you alive.

been here a long time, baby.

busy woman, unless you call tonight.

gosh, i hope i make it through the night.

i can do a lot with 15 minutes., only gonna take two to make you finish.

[lizkeen]

Military/Army RP promps.

Sentences.

“A soldier is no citizen.”

“Can you hear me?”

“I’m going to get you out of there!”

“Get away from the ledge!”

"I'm not here to negotiate."

“You betrayed the whole troop.”

“Does the captain know what you’re doing?”

“Get your fucking head down.”

"We can offer you a deal."

"I have ways of making you talk."

“Fucking watch it!”

“We’re not going to the safe house.”

“You need to be gone before the next checkpoint arrives.”

“Secure the house first.”

“Room clear.”

“They’ve got him cornered.”

“Who paid these troops?”

“They are moving south!”

“I’m low on ammo.”

“Watch your fucking comm.”

“Cover me.”

“We stay here and we’re dead.”

“Search everything. I want the file.”

“We served together.”

“Move or I’ll shoot you.”

“Are you the contractor?”

“Answer me, do you fucking copy?”

“They’re going to hunt you like dogs, man.”

“I don’t want the missiles, I want you.”

“I can tell you where to find him.”

“What’s the status?”

“Why do you work for them?”

“Did they recruit you?”

“You don’t have to do this.”

“You are out of line.”

“They send their regards.”

“Search upstairs.”

“Hands up and don’t turn around.”

“I said turn around.”

“Drop your weapon.”

"I'm not going to ask again."

"Where are they?"

"Where the fuck is it?"

“Move or I’ll shoot you.”

“Where are you taking me?”

“Listen up, asshole.”

Actions.

[temple] - Sender holds a gun to receiver's temple.

[hostage] - Sender holds receiver as leverage/hostage.

[shove] - Sencer shoves receiver with a gun in the back.

[shoot] - Sender shoots receiver ( specify where, knee, hands, etc )

[restrain] - Sender restrains receiver.

[hair] - Sender yanks receiver up by the hair.

[loved] - Sender forces receiver to watch a loved one die.

[trust] - Sender is trying to gain receivers trust to escape.

[tray] - Sender shoving receiver a tray of food where they are chained up.

[injury] - Sender helps injured receiver to a safe house.

[tuppencetrinkets]

Star Wars: Outlaws.

At her age with a debt like that she's in there for life.

Either way, be careful in that cantina, it's crawling with mercenaries.

Find the factory schematics. Slice into a terminal in their district and see what you can learn.

Hey look, hear me out, I can pay.

Hey, if she gets out, tell her she's got a tab to pay.

Hey, uh, weird question maybe, is there a mercenary around here?

How about one who likes big guns.

Huh. That complicates things.

I heard you're good with weapons. Loud ones.

I mean, I could get your weapons back -- where'd they take them?

I think there's something worth looking for out there.

I'm out of the game. Empire destroyed my ship, confiscated my weapons, so now I'm here. I don't need company.

I'm telling you, go back. You have no business here.

If they catch you they'll lock you up as well.

It's on a smuggling route through the nebula, why?

Long way from home, isn't it.

Looks like she's trapped, working on some factory. I think I'm going to have to break her out.

Maybe they got some good snacks here.

Most people who hear that leave me alone.

No idea. They're marked, but I dumped the tracker in an asteroid field. Got no chance without it.

Okay, your call.

Or maybe they help me out with some heavy weapons.

She's been brooding in that corner all week causing trouble for my customers.

There's an asteroid field in this system, right?

We get a lot of mercenaries kid.

Well, I've got a ship.

Well, the clan finally caught her. Got a couple million credits to pay off in the factory.

Why, what happened?

Yeah, that narrows it down but you might want to talk to Rooster.

Yeah, well, I need some expertise.

You can feel the nervousness.

You don't want to get in a fight with someone who carries around a blaster cannon, right?

You got any better ideas?

You just stick with your little blaster there.

You'd be doing me a big favor if you got her out of here.

You're young, you've got your whole life ahead of you. Mine's in the other direction. Just leave me be.

[memesfromstuff]

* THE BOYS S01E01 STARTERS.

"how's he gonna find his dick? it's invisible."

"get up, get up! come on, come on!"

"stay back. just stay the fuck back!"

"what are you smiling at?"

"you okay?"

"can i… can i get a selfie?"

"i really need to talk to you about something."

"later, kid."

"i'd like to make an appointment for you to come over and lay some cable."

"that doesn't mean what you think it means."

"laying cable means sex."

"that's disgusting."

"despite your best efforts, i'm actually still hungry."

"i'm actually more hungry now."

"where are we gonna go after all this hot talk?"

"what was i supposed to do? kick his door down."

"i said okay."

"yeah, but you didn't mean it."

"i don't think that's… i don't think that's true."

"well excuse me for waiting."

"you ever heard of chivarly?"

"listen, this is about you getting what you deserve."

"hey, don't you ever besmirch billy joel."

"i can't stop, i can't stop, i can't stop, i can't stop."

"let the energy go through the wall."

"you should look away."

"i hated it. i mean i can still smell the hairspray."

"but it wasn't a joke to me."

"since when did hopeful and naive become the same thing?"

"i mean why would you get into this business if not to save the world?"

"just, uh, don't get upset, okay?"

"i sign this and i can't talk about it?"

"look, i know you're upset, but we're just trying to help."

"then say you're sorry."

"i mean, you people say 'our condolences' and 'my sympathies' and 'our

regrets', but nobody can look me in the fucking eye and say 'i'm sorry!'"

"i'm not signing anything, get out."

"can i think about it?"

"we could really use the press right now."

"don't worry, i didn't get the job."

"if you're negative, negative things happen to you."

"come sit with me."

"good for you. you want to make this right, what happened. but you can't."

"this is a lot of money. we could really use it."

"be realistic."

"you can't do this."

"you don't have the fight, you never have."

"i'm sorry, but it's true."

"are all these people here for me?"

"i- i haven't done anything yet."

"yeah, that's why we love you."

"so, you ready for your life to change?"

"pretty cool, huh?"

"i used to stand in the mirror, pretending to be where i am right now."

"on my first day, i felt like a fraud. but the good news is, everybody feels that way."

"and hey, we're a team now. we'll help each other out."

"i hope that's not inappropriate to say."

"settle down, we're just talking."

"look, i know that you're powerful. i get it."

"your powers are no joke."

"goes to show you, doesn't it? the bollocks people will believe, if you get them

scared enough."

"cool. cool, cool."

"i'm not gonna piss you about. i heard what happened."

"i'm sorry, who are you?"

"i said who the hell are you, how do you know that?"

"listen, i was thinking that you and me should have a bit of a chat."

"you don't sound like a fed."

"you got it all wrong. it's what i can do for you."

"if you knew half the shit they get up to… fucking diabolical."

"how do you spank a supe?"

"you'll love it."

"thank you for an extremely weird conversation."

"i don't wanna go to a second location with you."

"this is your one and only, mate. once i go i'm gone."

"what have you got to lose that you ain't already lost?"

"where are we?"

"keep your mouth shut."

"fucking hypocrite."

"you want to hear something crazy?"

"dude, that's nasty."

"they're fucking laughing."

"so what are you gonna do about it?"

"oh, for chrissakes. clean yourself up."

"never let them see you like this."

"someone's fucking hiding something."

"like what, like i'm fucking james bond?"

"no, no. i can't, okay?"

"i'm not an infiltrator."

"i'm sorry, i'm just gonna fuck it up."

"i'm not… i'm not like you."

"i know, i know, it's a tough swallow."

"i think maybe you can."

"friendship does cut both ways."

"i don't know what you're talking about."

"i'm fine, i'm just having a bad day."

"and… i didn't fight. and now i just feel sick."

"turns out i'm not who i thought i was."

"sorry, i didn't mean to just dump all of that on you."

"just 'cause you fall on your ass doesn't mean you have to stay there."

"that's not who you are. so, who are you?"

"i'm a fighter. i'm gonna fight. i'm gonna take that son of a bitch's head clean

off his body."

"little scary, but- but cool."

"okay, man. i'm in."

"don't want to be late to your first official meeting."

"i had a whole welcome speech planned."

"beginning to wonder if you'd even show up. all that pressure, it's a lot for

anyone to swallow."

"i'm here, and i'm not going anywhere."

"can we get back to this, please? this is a serious crime."

"now, what i do want to hear, is who you saved this week. huh?"

"that's that? that was- that was a lot. th- i've- hold on, can you just- can you

repeat it again?"

"or you can take the blue pill. or is it the red pill? anyway, take the other pill

and quit being a cunt."

"which pill do you want me to take?"

"just quit being a cunt, that's what i'm saying."

"could you empty your pockets, please?"

"accidents happen, right?"

"after all, i mean, you were saving the world."

"can i use your bathroom?"

"and i look him right in the eye, and i smile."

"that was awesome, man."

"i get why you dig this job."

"i think it's best that i take it from here, you know what i mean?"

"i know you can help. i got it."

"you ever seen an asshole tear up 45k?"

"i'd appreciate your discretion."

"of course. you have my word."

"you think i wouldn't find this?"

"who was he?! he put you up to this?"

"do you think i'm a fucking idiot?"

"sorry about the mess."

"you should fuck off."

"you're gonna fucking tell me, or i'm gonna smash your fucking scalp off."

"is he… is he dead?"

"well, he ain't moving."

"would've taken me forever to work that one out."

"let's get him in the booth. the trunk."

"we're both in a shitload of trouble."

"what?! then who the fuck are you?!"

[carimemeblog]

Worst Cooks: Spoiled Rotten Episode 4

"You're invited to a 5-star soiree."

"What do you say?" "Fire in the hole!" "That's not what you say."

"Fire in the hole!"

"Welcome to the worst farm in America!"

"Careful! Don't spill it; don't spill it!"

"I'm definitely a city boy."

"Like, I will take a man from a farm, but I don't want to be on the farm with him."

"Like I don't know what these words are?"

"What's a frittata?"

"I find this weird monstrous looking vegetable."

"I do not have a green thumb."

"You might want to start over."

"_____ is on fire today."

"I'm messing it up baby."

"I'm just winging it at this point."

"She said we can do whatever we want, so I'm planning on doing whatever I want."

"I just don't want to do it wrong."

"And _____ appears like a unicorn."

"I'm from the south, everything has to be cheesy."

"I might have been a rat in my last life."

"So that's the bad part."

"______, what do you have going on over there?"

"Does the gravy go on top of the eggs? On top of the biscuit?"

"What are you doing? That's not what we learned."

"You're going to prove this to _____ for sure. Stay focused."

"One pound? One pound? How am I supposed to measure out one pound?"

"Oh now she's swearing."

"No idea how to do it, but it'll look pretty and they'll respect me for doing it."

"_____'s yelling stresses me out."

"What's he doing?"

"I don't know. He don't know."

"These are al dente french fries."

"She's going to revisit sugar snap peas even though she was traumatized by them."

"I'm scared. I'm cooking all by myself."

"This is like a stressful dream."

"______ has found out she loves paprika."

"I just had 18 different meltdowns making pasta."

"Don't make it so hard on yourself, Lovie."

"I hope none of you win and they donate the check to charity."

"I don't have anything nice to say to anybody."

"I'm finished, honey."

"I don't even want to see a damn kitchen again."