This is so much fun to read through!
Imagine how the teen Keanu characters (Ted, Tod, Derek, Matt, Rupert, Tommy, etc.) would interact with each other in high school 💜
I hope anon and @gea-chan96 don’t mind me adding their asks to this, as instead of doing repetitions I’d rather add them all together!
I’d like to put them all in a Breakfast Club style Saturday detention.
Unfortunately I can’t speak for Derek because I haven’t seen Brotherhood of Justice so he will be left out (sorry Derek 😭)
To start, I think they’d all keep to themselves and sit at their separate tables staring at the clock hoping for time to move faster.
I think the first one to break the silence would be Tommy Warnecki, he’d be the first one to start asking the others what they’re in detention for. Ted would probably answer first (who’s also in with Bill because they only come in pairs) and they’re in because they failed to submit an assignment in time.
Tod Higgins would be in the back with a pair of scissors cutting out chunks of his hair and Rupert Marshetta would be watching him from the side of his eye trying to pluck up the courage to ask him to give him a haircut too.
Matt would probably get irritated by Tommy trying to get everyone to talk to each other and look at his outfit and ask him if he raided his Grandmother’s closet, Rupert would come to Tommy’s defence and say he likes Tommy’s outfit.
Because, I mean, look at these two divas…
While Ted (and Bill), Tod, Rupert and Tommy have started talking, Matt would still be reluctant to join them and take out a joint. The other five all end up staring at him until he finally gives in and offers to share.
They all get high, Tod ends up giving them all new (terrible) haircuts, Tommy and Rupert try on each others outfits, Ted (and Bill) try on Matt’s jacket and talk about their favourite bands. Tod invites them all to watch him at one of his races later that night after the detention.
