#rwby arcwitch

[arc-misadventures2]

NNN: G2

Jaune: Okay Glynda, it's time for us to get us to go to the Halloween party.

Glynda: J-Just give me a moment!

Jaune: What's taking you so long? It's not usual for you to take this long to get dressed.

Glynda: I had some... issues with my costume...

Jaune: Like how it's been ripped to shreds on the floor?  What happened?

Glynda: My... it's too small okay!

Jaune: Too small for your butt?

Glynda: S-Shut up!

Jaune: Well, if your costume was ruined, what are you going to wear instead?

Glynda: W-Well... I uhh... I borrowed Cinder's outfit...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Your costume was ruined because of your butt...

Glynda: I said shut up!

Jaune: So you decided to take Cinder's normal outfit as your costume?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Cinder's going to have a lot of questions for you once she sees you in it.

Glynda: Well, she'll mostly be asking how I got my thic hips, and butt into her skirt... Or, how I got my breasts into her shirt. It's so tight across my nipples...

Jaune: The what, the what, then what, and the what?!

Glynda: Well, I got it on... What do you think?

Jaune: ...

Glynda: Well, what do you think?

Jaune: Hmm...

Jaune: Let's see it's... Oct 31... And, it's 8:37 pm... One more round before NNN doesn't hurt.

Glynda: W-W-What?!

~~~

Cinder: So... Your costume was ruined because your ass was too big.

Glynda: Y-Yes...

Cinder: So since you didn't have your own costume anymore thanks to your phat ass. You took my everyday combat outfit, and decided to wear that as a costume?

Glynda: I did.

Cinder: And, somehow despite how much... thiccer, and voluptuous your body is...

Glynda: Thank you~!

Cinder: You somehow managed to fit into it. Of which Coco is demanding photos of, and I want them too!

Glynda: O-Okay...

Cinder: And, then Jaune tore up my outfit to have hot steamy sex with you that lasted from the night of Oct. 31, to the morning of Nov. 1!

Glynda: Sooo worth it~!

Cinder: Causing Jaune to lose NNN before it even began!

Glynda: He-Hehe~!

Cinder: Stopping the rest of us from getting a chance to crack his egg, and seduce him!

Glynda: Sorry...

Cinder: Sorry isn't going to cover it! I speak with a lot of people when I say this; You stole our Knight from us! We all wanted to try, and break his NNN attempt! We had a system, everyone would have one day to try, and break him! And, you ruined all of that in one night! Do you have anything to say for this treachery!

Glynda: ...

Glynda: Well... since I wore your outfit, and seduced him in it. And, he tore it up to get at me~! Well... would you like to wear my outfit, and seduce Jaune in it?

Cinder: ...

Cinder: I always wanted to see how my ass would look in a pencil skirt~!

Glynda: You'll be looking forward to seeing how Jaune will be staring at your ass instead~!

Cinder: Oh, oh I'm looking forward to it~!

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My NNN are coming back people!

[king-mac-xiii]

Picture of the Future: Arcwitch

Yang: *Currently forced to sit on her knees on the ground of the detention room. Hands on her knees and a pained look on her face.* "This isn't fair..."

Glynda: "What is or isn't fair isn't up for you to determine, Ms. Xiao Long." *She examines the artifact in one hand, Yang always in her peripheral vision.* "We're not faulting you for your business as it holds no effect on the students and grades. But stealing an artifact during a mission is a problem."

Yang: "It was just in a cave! It's not like I actually stole it! I just brought it back!"

Glynda: "And you refused to report it in your post-mission inventory."

Yang: "... That's a thing?"

Glynda: "We're often bringing back various items that helped us during missions. Usually herbs or extra ammunition procured during operation. You are given lenience that your team leader should have told you to inventory the item, but she, in turn, is given some lenience as a first offense of a clerical issue."

Yang: "So... I'll get it back, right?"

Glynda: "Once you fill out the appropriate paperwork." *She places a paper on the floor in front of Yang.* "And for the punishment, you'll do so here and now, on the floor."

Yang: *She pauses a moment and considers what she would have to do.* "Fine!" *She takes the pen the teacher offered and got to work, not wanting to lose her business.*

Glynda: *Examines the artifact again.* "What does it do, anyway?"

Yang: "Shows you a possible future kid you can have if there's two people in frame."

Glynda: (Ozpin will want to know about this.) "Interesting." *She held it aloft at different angles, the mirror momentarily changing. She jolted and looked to the angle in question. Outside the classroom, Jaune Arc was helping Velvet hang a banner for the upcoming Dance. If she understood the artifact correctly, that means that Glynda, the Deputy Headmistress of Beacon Academy! Could have a child with Jaune Arc of all people in the future. She knew the future wasn't set in stone... And her curiosity got the better of her.*

[We have found the future, know your progeny: Rebecca Arc]

Glynda: *She blinks at first before moving the mirror's angle and removing the effect from the surface.*

Yang: "DONE!" *She held the paper up to Glynda.*

Glynda: *Takes the paper and looks it over before nodding.* "Alright. You've done well. You're free to go now." *She hands the artifact back to Yang.* "But don't let this happen again! You only get one strike with something like this."

Yang: "You got it, teach!" *She runs off into the hallway, noticing Jaune and starting to chat with the blond.*

Glynda: *All the while, she was watching the scene play out. She'd been alone for quite a while. Maybe it was time to make considerations...*

[rwac96]

What would a yandere Glynda be like for Arcwitch?

*Jaune Arc sat in Detention, alone, while Glynda Goodwitch stood in front of him*

Jaune: *confused* "Um, Professor Goodwitch, what did I do again?"

Glynda: *cracks her riding crop onto Jaune's desk* "Ignoring me, Jaune. Also, call me Glynda...or Mommy when we get started~."

Jaune: *blushes, sweats* "Uh, not to escalate things, but I should be at the library with Pyrrha--."

Glynda: *cracks the riding crop again* "Don't worry about her, she's...occupied."

---ELSEWHERE---

*Pyrrha was running from a mob of rabid fans, specifically those who wished for her hand in marriage*

Pyrrha: *pants, sprinting* "Godsdammit! How did they even find me?!"

[wrathfulhazardmask]

The Based Volume 10

At Vacuo...

Blake: "Blah blah blah Faunus rights blah feminism blah we're lesbians!"

Ruby: "Blah blah blah I've been reset again so cookies and adventure yay!"

Oscar: Blah blah blah glad you're safe blah blah Salem blah..."

Glynda: "Blah blah blah refugee crisis blah blah blah let's spend time on a sidequest about how people hate refugees despite it being entirely divorced from the real world context blah-"

Jaune: "ENOUGH!" He points at Ruby "No more abusing my best friend!" Points at Oscar "No more shitty fortune cookie platitudes from the possessed Twink!"

Oscar: "Hey!"

Jaune: points at Glynda "No more shitty political commentary!"

Glynda: "I-!"

Jaune: points at Blake and Yang "AND NO MORE OF YOUR STUPID MELODRAMA! YOU'RE LESBIANS! BIG FUCKING WHOOP! GOOD FOR YOU!"

Oscar: "But-You-I-!"

Jaune: "Hey, listen: Who has a Semblance that lets him never run out of Aura but also boost everyone else's to make them unstoppable? ME. Who has been fighting in a weirdass other dimension for twenty years refining it and his combat skills? ME. Who knows how to access said other dimension to finally kill Salem dead? ME."

Oscar: "But I've been fighting Salem for centuries-"

Jaune: "AND YOU'VE LOST. ALL THE TIME. So, you can either waste more time on BULLSHIT for a full volume, or we can call out Salem now and END HER SHIT. What's it gonna be?"

Ruby: "... I'm in!"

Weiss: "Hell yes."

Blake: "I am not melodramatic and you should care-"

Yang: "We both say yes!"

Glynda: "... Hell yes, Mister Arc."

Jaune: "GOOD! Nora?"

Nora: "Yes Captain?"

Jaune: "Ren?"

Ren: "Yes?"

Jaune: "Get me a Scroll. We're ending this bullshit."

Meanwhile, in Salem's Leviathan...

Salem: "What the... Who is calling-?"

Jaune: "Hey Salem! Ozma says you were frigid and your goth phase was lame. Didn't make you hotter, you just wanted attention."

Salem: "Why you-?!"

Jaune: "Come and get us, bitch! Rusted Knight, SIGNING OFF!"

Salem: "What in the...?! Ooh! Cinder! We're killing them all!"

Cinder: "Yes My Queen!"

They arrive at Vacuo... And a massive yellow Aura Slash erupts from the city and cuts the Leviathan in half. Salem and Cinder fall and land on the ground.

Salem: "... The FUCK?! Who has the balls-?!"

Jaune: "ME. I'm here to finally end your stupid ass!"

Salem: "HA! You and what army?"

A truly massive army of everyone left arrives, all supercharged thanks to Jaune's Semblance.

Salem: "Yes well, I have an army of Grimm-!"

Ruby unleashes her Silver Eyes, Supercharged, and every Grimm for miles is evaporated. Salem is badly hurt and shaking.

Salem: "... Um..." Holds Cinder in front of her "IT WAS ALL HER IDEA!"

Cinder: "WHAT?!"

Salem: "Medamnit I'm using your plot armor for me!"

Cinder: "YOU BITCH!"

Needless to say, after enough violence, Salem is persuaded to go into the Ever After to the Tree to die, Cinder is killed horribly, and all ends well.

Jaune: "Good! Now... I'm going home and I'm gonna sleep for the next ten years."

Ruby: "With me in your bed?"

Weiss: "I'm going with him!"

Yang: "Like hell! Just broke up with Blake and I'm getting a happy ending!"

Blake: "Not if I do it first! I'm a goddamned cat girl ninja princess, I deserve a happy ending!"

Ruby: "NOW YOU'RE FINE WITH GENDER ROLES?!"

Jaune: groans "I'll marry all four of you if you'll just SHUT UP?!"

RWBY: "... Okay!"

Glynda: "Um, Mister Arc-"

Jaune: "Fine, you too Miss Goodwitch."

Glynda: "That's not what I was going to..." stops "You know what? Sure."

Jaune: "GOOD! Nora, Ren? Card games after?"

Nora: "Strip poker, usual rules?"

Jaune: "Yes."

Nora: "WOOHOO!"

And they lived happily ever after...

[lordoftime01]

(some of) What most people think when they hear that Jaune and Glynda are dating

Jaune under the table eating Glynda out as she's grading papers

Glynda has Jaune tied down on the bed, blindfolded.

The two of them role-playing using their teacher/student dynamic

How they actually are.

Glynda leaning up against Jaune. His arms wrapped around her body as the two of them watch a movie.

Glynda helping Jaune to deface Ozpin's portraits by drawing curly mustaches on them.

The two of them slow dancing inside an empty class room, their lips pressed together in a loving show.

[therealmofamorus]

(Ask, original stud au, crossover au)

RWBY x Goddess of Victory: Nikke

Jaune Arc, Glynda Goodwitch, Emma

Size Comparison

Jaune, between Glynda and Emma, who do you think have the biggest breasts?

Jaune looked at Glynda and Emma with a blush. “Can..Can I not answer that question?”

Glynda lift up a sole brow.

Emma sent him a maternal smile.

Jaune looked at the floor. “…Emma is the bigger of the two.” He answered with a blush.

Glynda, rather than feeling offended, simply nodded her head as she looked at Emma voluptuous chests in graceful defeat.

[juanarc-thethird]

What do you say?~

Jaune: *On one knee with a bouquet of roses*

Glynda: Jaune, I'm flattered, but I'm old enough to be your mother.

Jaune: And I'm old enough to turn you into one~💕

Glynda: *red* Oh my! (Damn, he's good~💕)

[kamen20ghost]

Jaune summoning ( Arcwitch )

Lancaster / Arkos

Cut to jaune room as he was sharpen his blade and singing.

Jaune: ~ Ancestors hear my plea send me a ara ara mommy with big boobs.~

Glynda: * Walking by jaune room heard his singing and blushes as she makes her way to an oblivious jaune.*

Jaune: ~ So that she can crush ~ what the?! * gets flung to his Bed by a blushing Glynda.*

Glynda: *Has her hair down eyeing jaune hungrily as she licks her lips.* Ara ara mr. Arc I hope you’re ready since I’ll be your mommy.