May 17, 2023
ryan bergara has stopped giving all fucks and has resorted to writing the most unhinged, unserious scripts for his shows ever
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ryan bergara has stopped giving all fucks and has resorted to writing the most unhinged, unserious scripts for his shows ever
Ryan: Esto es tu culpa.
Shane: I know, I know.
Curly: You speak spanish?
Shane: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.
Shane, taking four steps at a time up some stairs:
Ryan, falling behind him taking two at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
*Shane ranting about how ghosts aren't real during lunch break on Buzzfeed.*
Shane: In this essay, I won't.
Literally everyone:
Shane: fuck you for coming to my TED Talk.
Shane: I failed my safety course today.
Ryan: How?! Everything in there is basic knowledge!
Shane: Well they asked what kind of steps would you take in a fire.
Ryan:...and
Shane: Apparently fucking large ones isn’t right.
Ryan, about Shane: I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.