When Preston said “We got old and I miss Dunn” in the new Jackass

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When Preston said “We got old and I miss Dunn” in the new Jackass
Could I get a Ryan Dunn fic where him and reader are like friends but keep sneaking away to make out during the first ever jackass movie in 00 or 01 and they've always been friends and always secretly liked each other but are making out and sneaking away to be alone like kids and bam finds out bc reader comes back and has beard burn and neither her or Ryan noticed before returning
SECRET KISSES
Ryan Dunn x Reader
You’d always been friends, since high school you’ve been spending afternoons with him riding around in his car and going absolutely nowhere.
Now, on the set of Jackass, the line between friend and something more blurred, shared kisses behind trailers making it confusing to know what you were..
Now, you’re standing behind some building, hoping that none of the guys come and find you. Your lips on his in perfect harmony, tongues playing with each other.
That was when one of the guys called him back to do another stupid stunt. Ugh, this happened every time. Reluctantly, you and Ryan slumped back to where the rest of the guys were.
What you didn’t notice was the little red mark on your chin, beard burn.
When you got back, everyone turned to look at you. Bam tilted his head, giving you his stupid little Grin.
“Awwh.. you two just can’t get away from each other huh..?”
He teased.
What? How did he know?
“Huh…?”
You said softly, trying your very best to act natural. “Your chin.. s’ red..” he said, still smiling. It was all you could do to not go over there and wipe it right off of him.
They were not gonna let you live this one down.
I’m sooo sorry that this is so short, but I’m having massive writers block lolz, hope you enjoy!!!
Johnny Knoxville’s love for bulls is so adorable to me.
Do you write fics for Ryan Dunn of jackass ??
I’m a woman of the people so if someone were to request something for him I defiantly can yeah.
Is anyone writing fics for Ryan Dunn of jackass/CKY right now ??? I really have a lot of requests and ideas 🤭🤭🤭🤭
This is an old edit but I just decided to put it on here|| edit acc: .twfxxz|| it’s kinda off beat on here😔
This is my first post, but can we all agree that watching Jackass: Best and Last, all made us want to cry when Ryan showed up 😔
johnny knoxville smut….
Too old..?
warnings: p in v, I wrote with age gap in mind but not specifically stated, slight profanity.
Author’s note: Based on the “are you okay?” Interview with Johnny Knoxville.
You and your husband Johnny have been in New York City for the past couple of days, promoting the “Jackass: Last and best” movie. You two had been having a great time so far. You got to watch his interviews, and walk around the city.
While walking one day, he got stopped for a TikTok interview called “Are you okay?” Where the interviewer would ask a few questions and then give them a score of “okay” or “not okay.”
It started off lighthearted, asking about weird fan interactions, but there was one question that upset him a bit. The interviewer asked him about crazy DMs and comments. He replied, saying that he had gotten some mean ones, but he just tried to ignore them.
That’s when she said “I thought that you would’ve said that people were like, horned out..”, surprised at his answer. “That hasn’t happened in years.” He replied, brushing the comment off.
You didn’t think anything about it, but when you got back to the air bnb you were staying at, he started to act a bit off. You noticed, walking into the living room and sitting down on the sofa behind him.
“What’s wrong Johnny..?” You asked softly, and his eyes softened, turning to you. “Oh, it’s nothing sugar..” He replied, but you didn’t believe him one bit. “Really baby, you know you can tell me anything.” He sighed, giving in. “Its just.. I don’t feel like I’m attractive anymore..” he mumbled.
“is this about this stupid interview..?” You inquired gently. “I guess it is. I mean, I’m getting older, I just feel like I’m not hot anymore..”
“Not hot..?” You asked, as if it was ridiculous. “You are the most attractive man I’ve ever seen..” His face lightened. “Really, you mean, I’m not to old..?”
That’s when you make the move, straddling his waist, grinding lightly. “Too old..? Johnny, I can just look at you and I’m wet..” you murmur, hands trailing down to his belt, undoing it.
“You want me to show you just how sexy I think you are..? cause I can think of a lot of ways..” You coo, as you continue to undress him, as well as yourself. He couldn’t say anything, just sitting there like an idiot, but that was your idiot. Your stupid, insanely attractive idiot, completely unaware of how hot he was.
When you sink down onto him you throw your head back in pleasure, each inch standing you further and further into euphoria. He let out a small groan, eyes rolling back. “My man..” you whimper softly, hips beginning to roll as his instinctively buck forward. “Mine.. ah.. s-so sexy..”
You move your hands to his hair, tugging on the silver locks gently. “Baby- I’m gonna-” he whimpered pathetically. God, you loved it when he was like this, all soft and pliant. “Go ahead Johnny.. give it to me..”
When it happens, all you can do is sit there and pant, burying your head in his neck..
“Love you..” he breathes out.