1. How I feel about him/her:
YOU PIECE OF SHIT LOBSTER WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY SO ADORABLE AND KIND LIKE YOU’RE TRASH??? * i love him he’s a big teddy bear :c)
2. Who I ship him/her with romantically:
lmao I paired him with Camilla because it was hilarious how they fight over kamui XDDD and hmmm...Kagerou is so cute with him too like :c precious war fighting babes
3. Who I ship him/her with platonically
Sakura pls, Elise pls, Leo pls, XANDER YOU MUSHY BLONDE HAIRED PRECIOUS CHILD (they make awesome friends even though their supports are quite...princey.), Any of the kids tbh he’d give them piggyback rides i fuckin’ swear o n m yss o u l.
4. What do I like about this character:
He’s really outspoken I mean the guy can crit your ass into next fucking tuesday with no fuckin’ regrets so like everything? I mean yeah he’s the main menu in red lobster for 24.99 but he’s fucking worth every penny
5. Would I marry this character:
Uh....tbh if i wanted to marry the oldest royal sibling I would take Xander over Lobster :c.
6. What would I do if this character was real
I’d run so fucking far away? I don’t want to be astra’d into fucking oblivion and then him chasing me screaming “you deserve worse” SOBBU