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[fan-of-the-night]

Have You Ever Met That Funny Reefer Man~

[pseudophan]

trouble in paradise (dan howell x reader): a dramatic reading

You had been dating DAN HOWELL for about a year now, and everything was going great. The sex was H-O-T (even tho he insisted on turning off the lights before you do it. Also you only do anal??? weird. but anyway..)

It was nearing your 1yr anniversary, and DAN HOWELL was taking you out to dinner. You were wearing a pink and white dress with black ribbons.

“Where are we going DAN HOWELL?” you asked

“To your favourite restaurant y/n” DAN HOWELL said, and smiled

“OMG MCDONALDS” You exclaimed and started running towards the destination

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When you had finished eating your romantic meal, you sat in silence. There was something bothering DAN HOWELL.

“Is there something wrong?” you asked

“No, no..” DAN HOWELL said “it’s nothing….”

Suddenly, a scream irrupted from behind you, and someone threw themself onto you. It was……….

PHIL LESTER!!!!

“OMG Phil what are you doing here????” DAN HOWELL yelled.

“I am here to get my girlfriend back!!”

“But Phil, I’m with DAN HOWELL now-” you began

“Not you you skank” Phil interrupted you, and walked over to your bf

“Phil I-” DAN HOWELL began, but was interrupted by Phil’s lips on his.

You expected DAN HOWELL to pull away immediately and call the cops for sexual assault, but to your surprise he moaned and stuck his hand down Phil’s pants.

“OH MY GOD YOUR A HOMOSEXUAL” you yelled and got up, trying to pull Phil away from your bf.

Phil detached himself from DAN HOWELL’s lips and pulled out a knife (OMG). he walked towards you and stabbed you 23 times in the chest. You died :(

“OMG THAT WAS SO HOT” DAN HOWELL said, and pulled Phil’s pants down and swallowed his penis

Then they lived happily ever after and forgot all about you sorry

******THE END*******

[undxroos-archive]

H E A D C A N O N..

   *  CHARACTER INTERVIEW .

BASICS  !

NAME . Peter Benjamin Parker NICKNAME . Pete, Webhead, kid AGE . 17+ (verse-dependent)  SPECIES . Human

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY .   lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true . RELIGION .    religious (pre-Civil War) SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .   chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice. KNOWN LANGUAGES . English, some Spanish and Italian SECRETS .  a lot

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average . HEIGHT .  5′8″ SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . a few scars but most have faded with his powers, his most obvious scars (really only noticeable if you’re staring at them): a scar on his knuckles (left hand), scar on his elbow (right). ABILITIES  /  POWERS .  ability to cling to surfaces, super human strength, the most amazing balance, super-human speed and agility and that super reliable Spidey-Sense! RESTRICTIONS . he got that curfew guys, he’s a baby.

FAVORITES !

FOOD .  sandwiches and pizza DRINK .    water, juice,  PIZZA TOPPING . pepperoni COLOR .   blue, green MUSIC GENRE .  alternative, rock MOVIE GENRE .  comedy, action CURSE WORD .   shit (mostly, will sometimes sensor himself with words that don’t make sense in place of a curse words) SCENTS .   besides food? Clean linen (reminds him of home)

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP .  he’s a baby stop that (lol either ━━ verse dependent) SINGS IN THE SHOWER .  most of the time  LIKES PUNS .  he’s the best at puns, you should all know that.

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[caprimoonmoon]

Sometimes I confuse myself thinking I don't really care much other then being mildly annoyed by a situation but.. while amost crying. It be like that sometimes

[obstinatedreamer]

      DCid training earlier...What is a bored ace suppose to do.

[giantmonster]

[beingsoupahbi]

Bullet and Holder and Lyric 3x01 Part 3 of 6 more

[ahmyhotdog]

@light-of-judgment

      “You okay, Kef? Last I saw you, you seemed to not be feeling well.”