“soo, how bout it?”
you ever think about these two?
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“soo, how bout it?”
you ever think about these two?
back on my bullshit 💛 SAIGETSU
[ID: a sketch page of suigetsu hozuki and sai, from naruto shippuden. the first is a drawing of suigetsu looking distressed, the next is a simple drawing of him with wide eye, as if he just made a large mistake. the next shows sai thinking "PENIS. balls...". the next drawing shows them both wearing suits, with suigetsu pinned against the wall from behind, sai holds suigetsu's right arm against the wall, and restrains his left wrist, which suigetsu holds a broken bottle in. suigetsu thinks "dont kill him" over and over, with a pained expression on his face. sai asks "what are you doing." the next shows sai in profile with a blank expression. then, suigetsu listening to headphones, smiling and nodding his head. the lyrics are "you make me so WEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH- yeah wet". the final drawing is a simple sketch of suigetsu doing the side stroke in a puddle. /End ID.]
Title: Conjugal Visit
Rating: E
Relationship: Hoozuki Suigetsu/Sai
Tags: Blank Period (Naruto), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Enemies to Lovers, but like only technically, being mean to each other as flirting, Guard/Prisoner dynamic but again like only technically, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Spit As Lube
Summary:
“Let me out of here, Sai.” Something twisted in Sai’s stomach at the way Suigetsu said his name, but he couldn’t stop himself from laughing at the rest of what he said.
“You know I can’t.” Sai felt a little guilty for saying it, but the terms of Suigetsu’s imprisonment weren’t up to him. He expected Suigetsu to sulk just like he did every other time they talked about it, but his sharp smile stayed in place.
“Maybe you could for the right price.” Suigetsu put an odd emphasis on the word, one that caused that something to twist in Sai’s stomach again. Sai took a step closer to the bars without even thinking about it, like his body understood something that he didn’t.
“You don’t have anything I want.” The words felt like a lie on Sai’s tongue.
“Don’t I?” There was a huskiness to Suigetsu’s voice that hadn’t been there before, one that brought a flush to Sai’s face. Suigetsu hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his pants, framing his crotch with his hands in a way that had to be intentional. Sai’s blush grew even hotter as he finally understood what Suigetsu was getting at.
“I—” Sai cut himself off and swallowed audibly, his mouth suddenly dry.
🔗: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56102611
Written for @nart-rarepair-hellscape ship of the month challenge!
One day I will write that Suigetsu x Sai Mermaid AU
Lightning escrita por Malu
Sinopse: Para ajudar Suigetsu, Sasuke se vê obrigado a se aproximar de Naruto. Porém, o que não esperava era que se envolveria tanto com o mesmo.
Classificação: 18+ Gêneros: Amizade, Comédia, Drama, Lemon, Romance, Universo Alternativo, Yaoi
Capítulos: 14 (30.642 palavras) | Terminada: Sim
[sasunaru]
Some Suigetsu x Sai HC
They probably met during a fight where they were standbyers as depicted in this fic by ricekrispyjoints that I love (https://archiveofourown.org/works/18577255)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Suigetsu thinks Sai is the funniest person on earth because Sai says whatever crosses his mind with no filter
Suigetsu talks for hours about swords and Sai listen with a smile (not a fake one). He occasionaly makes penis jokes that Suigetsu finds hilarious
Suigetsu is often naked and the first time Sai saw him naked he made comments about Suigetsu's manhood. Everyone was mortified but Suigetsu was absolutly not embarassed. They actually started discussing it (Sakura and Karin punched Sai and Suigetsu so hard)
Everyone thought their couple wouldn't last long but it turns out they are extremely stable. Their secret ? They are always communicating about everthing with pretty much zero filters. They always figure out a solution (that most people would find innapropriate)
They have the worst innapropriate discussion in public. They are banned from near the academy.
They spread outrageous rumors about everyone because that's Sai's idea of counterspying (no one could know what's true or not in a sea of misinformations)
Suigetsu loves to pose with swords for Sai to draw. Some of these paintings are weirdly erotic.
First time Suigetsu went on a flight with Sai he screamed the whole time. Turns out he's scared of heights
Suigetsu does weird prank to Sai with water (Haha you just drank my butt cheek). To prank him back Sai puts ink in Suigetsu's tank while he's sleaping inside. When Suigetsu wakes up and solidifies he's full of dark ink spot that he wont disappear before a few days.
I'd love to know your headcanon about this rare pair !