#sanity inc

[k1ra0nloose]

What would you do if one of your employees quit 🎤

I got one of these fuckers if they do decide they wanna leave

ITS CALLED DISOWNMENT

Victims: @chaoticlad @tophatwearingidiot @akitheasteroid

[k1ra0nloose]

Kira

*taps microphone and gets really close*

How long do I have to take care of your fuckin children until you come back with the milk. Tophat and Aki fist fight each other over the fact Aki denies being gay which makes me send them to time out, we're at 5 timeouts for Aki alone and Chaotic is fucking dead.

I'm a single aunt, get back here with the goddamn milk, we've been eating cereal with juice and water. I'm starting to get used to the taste of watery coffee. My other option was orange juice and that made me puke.

Uhhh give the cow a minute. It ain't giving me my milk

ALSO AKI GOT WHAT

Children: @tophatwearingidiot @akitheasteroid @chaoticlad

[k1ra0nloose]

Boss are we adopted

Uhhh no

[k1ra0nloose]

Actually at this point I don't think we need to be paid in cold hard cash

Maybe capri sun tho. Man, I love capri sun.

Take the Capri sun

Also kinda unrelated but whenever you ask m to pay you guys I feel like blizo from helluva boss

Omfg ART IDEAAA

[k1ra0nloose]

How many employees do you have?

(besides the 3 )

I got 4 acctually!

I'm waiting for the other guy to make a design so I can file the adoption papers

@smallspacerat I think it's this guy DONT THINK I FORGOR ABOUT YOU

[k1ra0nloose]

Boss I already have an online father so what in the fuck does that make me. /silly (It's like 2am I am dying pls call an ambulance. /JJJ)

Uhh idfk😭- also don't tell your father about the second family. Cause if you do he'll probably kill me for selling your soul to the devil so I can have a army of roaches