Saphron: Ruby is so cute. I wonder if we can get her to be a part of the family.
Jaune: ... You wanna adopt her?
Saphron: Knock that the fuck off!
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Saphron: Ruby is so cute. I wonder if we can get her to be a part of the family.
Jaune: ... You wanna adopt her?
Saphron: Knock that the fuck off!
Black Sheep Au: Would Cinder help her adopted sisters dress up Jaune and do his hair?
Little Cinder: *hiding inside the attic with Jaune and Saphron* We need another plan! We can't keep hiding away for all eternity!
Teen Saphron: *perplex* I understand Jaune doesn't want to wear a dress, but why don't you?
Cinder: Are you kidding me!? Do you know how uncomfortable those things are!?
Saphron: *who was the oldest and therefore wasn't forced to dress by anyone* ... No?
Cinder: *who never had the luxury to be "fancy"* Me neither! But look at Jaune!
Little Jaune: *Writing in his Journal* "They have taken the kitchen and the living room. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out."
The attic door slowly open
Twins voices: *creepily* Found you~
Jaune: *turning around* They are coming.
_ _ _
Saphron: *holding Cinder in place, so she wouldn't follow Jaune*
Cinder: *trying to reach his hand* Jaune!
Jaune: *being dragged inside the play room* Fly, you fool... *door close*
Cinder: NOOOOOOO!
Sad Weiss Diary - A Sister's Blessing
Day 30 of our Sad Weiss Diary and White Knight Month has arrived. And with it, Weiss and Jaune call Saphron.
Needless to say, Saphron is more than a little happy for her baby brother. And excited, too! She wants them to spill the tea! Weiss is more than happy to recount the story! And maybe a little pleased to have her skills with children praised.
Another great big thanks to Akumu Oukoku, they do great work! I really like Jaune and Saphron's cutout ending at the horizon on that first panel, Snow Angel Weiss over the glow of the moon, and her brilliant 'he's adorable' side-eye towards Adrian at the end. Really well made edits!
White Knight Week is gone, but take heart in the fact that it's left us with such wonderful content to enjoy! And don't feel discouraged from putting something together yourself! White Knight Month has only one day left, tomorrow, but White Knight will continue to live on in our hearts!
With the end of White Knight Month, so too will the Sad Weiss Diary finally be complete. But don't be sad, we've made an extensive collection for all to enjoy! Please be sure to check it out, and feel free to keep an eye on myself or Akumu Oukoku for more White Knight content in the future!
Sad Weiss Diary Collection!
Pyrrha: *visiting Argus and enjoying a hot tub*
Saphron: *wrapped in a towel* Hey, Pyrrha Nikos! What a surprise running into you! Do you mind if I join you in the hot tub?
Pyrrha: *sinks down a bit* Uh…I can’t think of any reason why you shouldn’t…! 😅
Saphron: *drops her towel and slips in* Oooooh…! That feels good…!
Pyrrha: 😐
Saphron:
Saphron: …listen, Pyrrha…can I call you Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: Oh! Of course…!
Saphron: I know that you were partnered with my little brother Jaune. He talks about you all the time in his letters and on the phone.
Saphron: I don’t know much about your relationship or about you, but I know you’re a big celebrity and I’m pretty my brother likes you.
Pyrrha: I…well…I’m flattered…? 😅
Saphron: Now, I know he’s kind of a dork, and that he’s got terrible social skills, but he’s my baby brother, so I don’t want to see him hurt! 😔
Saphron: I’m honestly amazed he made it this far in combat school, let alone landed a partner like you!
Pyrrha: …well…Jaune is very determined and that’s just how the chips fell! 😅
Saphron: Look…I guess what I’m trying to say is…please don’t hurt him. If he asks you out, just let him down gently, okay? I love my brother but you are, like, WAY out of his league! 🙄
Pyrrha: *fidgeting awkwardly* …um…well, I think you may be selling him a bit short… 😕
Saphron: Well, whatever happens, please just be kind to him. I know he thinks he’s a big, tough huntsman student now, but to me he’ll always be my goofy baby brother who cried when we watched Finding Nemo!
Pyrrha: Well, um, you can certainly count on me to take care of Jaune!
Saphron: Thanks, Pyrrha. I really worry about him, you know? He’s like a wet cat sometimes, so pathetic that you just want to protect him! 😆
Saphron: Oops! I think I left my phone in the locker room! I’d better grab it in case my babysitter needs me!
Saphron: *climbs out of the tub and walks away*
Pyrrha: *cranes her neck and watches until Saphron turns a corner* 😬
Pyrrha: *frantically reaches under the water and pulls* 😰
Jaune: *surfaces beside Pyrrha with no clothes on and gasping for breath* I thought she’d never leave…! 😫
You're Babying Jaune
Jaune: I had my own discrete birthday-
Mama Arc: Yep, you didn't need to share your birthday.
Jaune: People loved that about me.
Mama Arc: You came down - *Dreamy sigh* He was like a little shaft of light from heaven! he came down, with his head full of golden curls-
Saphron: If he didn't have- If he looked the Faintest bit Ill, like- if he got winded on the stairs, it was "you look too sick to go to school today, Jaune!"
Anna: There was a time-
Jaune: Sickly boy-
Anna: There was a time when I thought he secretly had, whatever the kid in Secret Garden has, where it's like, "he can't go outside" Because You'd be like "No not our wee baby boy Jaune!"
Saphron: Yeah, I thought he had like, Glass Bones Disease, and he couldn't be outside or else He'd shatter.
Anna: We had to- no joke, Saph and I staged an intervention for our parents-
Saphron: Like we had to talk to you guys about how easy-
Anna: Like you're babying Jaune.
Saphron: You're babying Jaune.
Anna: You're still babying Jaune.
Mama Arc: But here he is!
Saphron: Yeah! With his Weak, glass bones!
Mama Arc: *Turning to Jaune* You- you okay? OYu need something to drink or anything?
Jaune: I could use some Appy slices, actually, if you wouldn't mind.
Mama Arc: And a little Peanut butter to dip them in?
Jaune: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER, PRISMEYA!
JAUNE
"Frère Jaune~! Frère Jaune~! Dormez-vous~?"
"Fermez-la!" Jaune shouted at his older sister.
"Aw~!" Saphron cooed. "Is it time for my baby brother's nap already?"
"I'm not a baby!" He huffed, stamping his foot. What was supposed to be a fun day of playing in the forest became another mean game for Saph to play on her only brother. She knew he hated that song, mostly because she sang it specifically to him. But when has an older sister ever listened to her younger brother?
"I found you, so now you have to go hide."
"That's not fair!" Jaune huffed.
"Life's not fair, baby brother~." She pinched his cheek, reeling in her hand as he swatted it away. "Now, turn around and let me go hide. No peeking."
On "Stealing From The Elderly"
There is a lot to unpack from this RWBY episode, as this episode is the culmination of several seeds being earlier this volume. Here are some bullet points
-First off, the Arc-Cottas helping with the heist was foreshadowed with their debut. Terra being pulled away from the sandwich fest because of the town antenna issues worked to illustrates the grudge she and Saphron have with the military, who apparently have been blaming the problems on. So of course the Arc-Cottas would be inclined to assist with the airship-theft, having no real respect for Cordovin.
-I'm glad Blake got a chance to use her experience in the White Fang for good.
-Adam showing up and attacking Blake while she was trying disable the radar wasn't just bad-timing; It's also highly probable that it was all according to his plan. Given that Adam has been stalking Blake from Mistral to Anima, there's a good chance he overheard Team RRAYNBOW making their plan and jumped at the opportunity. The radar functioning means the rest of Blake's friends will be too busy fighting the Atlas military and no one will be around to help Blake. Good thing Yang was.
-I just love how immensely petty these old women are being with each other. Maria mentioned that she was put on The List for trying to smuggle cashews once and then purposely chews it while on the radio.
-Overall, the conflict with Cordovin could be seen as a microcosm of the eventual conflict in Atlas. Cordovin, just like her boss Ironwood, is an arrogant, high-strung, wound-tight prick with pretensions of civility, who immediately responds to perceived or actual affronts with the most extreme force she has at her disposal, for the sole purpose of demonstrating what happens to those that cross them. That a group of students, one old woman and a recovering alchoholic can fend off a giant robot should be seen as an example of the Atlas Army's incompetence.
Arc family shenanigans 2
Part1 
Jaune and papa arc are siting at table as jaune to mess with his sister change his name in her scroll to burrito bell as she with her girlfriend Terra.
Jaune: Alright what should we say first?
Papa arc: Just say.”What are you doing?”
Jaune:*Texted what are you doing to his sister.* We sent it.
In the other room Terra saw the text and was a bit mad
Terra: Why the hell is burrito Bell asking you what are you doing?
Saphron: *Confused* I don’t know who this is. It’s just a scam.
Jaune: *Both he and his dad are chuckling as he starts to write the second text.* Did you send your girl home yet? I’ve been waiting all day to see you.*Hits send*
Papa arc: *Laughing and trying to keep it from getting to loud.*
Terra: What the fuck Saphron? who is this bitch? Is this what your midnight crunchwrap are?
Saphron: No! I don’t know who this is. It’s just a misunderstanding I don’t know!
Jaune and papa arc are chuckling and giggling as the couple argue.
Jaune: *Writing the third text.* Why do you still talk to her last week? You said you were getting rid of her. *Hits send*
The boys watch as Terra angerly walks to the front door as Saphron follows.
Terra: You know what. Why don’t you go Hang out with burrito bell and get a crunchwrap. *Makes her way to the door and opens it only to close it as Saphron was moment away from her.*
Saphron: Are you being serious like you’re actually upset over this? It’s a scam or somet- * Gets door closed in front of her face as she looks over to her brother and dad laughing and sees a scroll in jaune’s hand.* Are you guys dead ass? Fuck you guys. *Walks off with a light smirk as she knew, she got Pranked.*
Papa arc: What it’s not like it’s McSchnee’s.