#satans waterfall

[mcrizzystardust]

to the people who are able/can go out and do shit on their periods, you have my utmost respect. i adore you all and wish you the very best. i have no idea how yall do it, i turn into a sickly little victorian boy every month 😭

[captain-queenzel]

Shark week is a hostage situation

Uterus: You want carbs. All of them.

Me: But we're trying to lose weight remember?

Uterus: *cramp, cramp, cramp* Did I stutter?

Me: It's just that I....

Uterus: That's it! Time to cry over nothing!

Me: But I...

Uterus: PIIIIIIZZAAAAA!

Me: I wonder how harmful a self inflicted hysterectomy would really be...

[a-mess-of-a-princess]

Being a woman means that once a month I must recharge. I do this with food, netflix, cuddles and with the blood of anyone who pisses me off.

[burningemberjade-blog]

Shout out to Work

So you know those crumby gas station feminine product dispensers that charge a freakin quarter for pads or tampons or whatever? And there was all that debate about luxury tax on these items, and making women pay for them in restrooms and stuff, and how it's unfair that we have to pay because we can't control the screaming Satan that shreds our uterus every month.

Well I'm pleased to announce that Work has placed a basket of tampons and pads FOR FREE in the ladies room.

This figuratively saved my life and literally saved my jeans a few weeks ago.

Thanks Work.

Keep the tampons and pads flowin'.

Haha, period puns!

[atomizerkerosene]

do u ever just wanna

[yourlostchapstick]

i hate getting period cramps in my ass and thighs. like im pretty fucking sure thats not where the uterus lives

[shebby-the-webby]

Didn’t sleep last night and almost cried cause all the bagels had mold on them and I really wanted to have one for breakfast.

Don’t fully know if it’s just because of no sleep or if it’s also cause of Satans Waterfall but I’m still sad 3 hours later and I really want a bagel

[caspertheunfriendly]

probably gonna bleed soon i just almost started crying for no reason in a costco