Some dude in the hallway was eating fries the other day and was offering people if they wanted one, but kinda put it your face kinda way, so seemed really suspicious.
The clients across the hall did not take a fry, saying “stranger danger” and 1 or 2 times saying the dude frickin poisoned them.
Then me and my friend got offered a fry, but like dude. He probably put something into the fries, drugs or poison or dirt or whatnot. I don’t get why anyone would take food from a total stranger.
so I took a fry
it even was a double fry, 2 sticking together.
It was a very good fry, tasted good and the good kind of crunch you need in a fry, 11/10.
The dude asked us if it tasted like poison, but I replied with I'll find out tonight I suppose.
so I got a good fry from a random dude and seeing that I am here today, it was not poisoned. hurrah!
Their teacher wasn’t there today though.
. . .
huh.