rip stargate fans, neglected child of the alien shows ever
also this meme has 1000% been made before, making it myself makes me feel like a 40 year old
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rip stargate fans, neglected child of the alien shows ever
also this meme has 1000% been made before, making it myself makes me feel like a 40 year old
Australian Sci-Fi: Like British sci-fi but on a beach.
German Sci-Fi: A sincere commitment to testing the limits of how much despair they can possibly wring out of a story before it collapses under its own angst.
Scandinavian Sci-Fi: It's vaguely the future. Things are going poorly but there's hope. You are very lonely but, all in all, it's okay.
Possible second avenue of French Sci-Fi:
A group of sci-fi people faces overwhelming odds in an alien setting, ends up tragically weirder in the end. Somehow this is a metaphor for Foucault’s ideas on human nature.
Chinese Sci-Fi: Math.
Russian Sci-Fi: Something BAD happened to world and main character still has to wake up and be garbage man.
I saw an AI-generated video of Troi doing the Riker maneuver the other day. I thought it was funny, but I couldn't in good conscience share an AI-generated meme, so I redrew it myself :)
// Imperial Sanction Log: Volunteer Pilot Reassignment Incident [SLA-F47.892.M]
He joined thinking he'd be soaring the stars, smashing heretics, getting medals and maidens. First week, he corrected a Lieutenant’s grammar during a briefing. By week two, they surgically relocated his ego into a missile guidance system. The good news? He’s a top-tier ace pilot. The bad news? His cockpit is now the inside of a reinforced warhead, and his joystick is himself. Every time they launch him, he yells “I was promised a flight suit!” The flight crew says it improves accuracy. His kill count is 39. His calorie count is zero. Once, they let him survive re-entry as a birthday prank. He thanked them and asked for water. They reset his brain. I asked his old crush out during reload. She said yes. Bro’s still flying. Just... screaming. Y'know? Like a hero. He joined thinking he'd be soaring the stars, smashing heretics, getting medals and maidens. First week, he corrected a Lieutenant’s grammar during a briefing. By week two, they surgically relocated his ego into a missile guidance system. The good news? He’s a top-tier ace pilot. The bad news? His cockpit is now the inside of a reinforced warhead, and his joystick is himself. Every time they launch him, he yells “I was promised a flight suit!” The flight crew says it improves accuracy. His kill count is 39. His calorie count is zero. Once, they let him survive re-entry as a birthday prank. He thanked them and asked for water. They reset his brain. I asked his old crush out during reload. She said yes. Bro’s still flying. Just... screaming. Y'know? Like a hero.
Praise be the Emperor.
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A Better Me is on the way
The cloning experiments went Horribly Awry. We have to get out of here! No one is safe!
Estrogen is pretty cool 😎 but unfortunately it will never be my IDEAL form of gender transformation, which is to fall into a tub of acid flailing and screaming before anxious surgeons rush me into an crowded operating room theatre where an overconfident lead surgeon reassures his team that, “we can rebuild her - we have the technology.” And then he pulls off the veil on top of a big glass box revealing the charred and shrapnel-pocked remains of my body that has only one arm and one eye left and everyone screams then he shows me a photo gallery of different famous models and swipes through them asking me to pick one like I’m in the character creation manual in Fallout