Through merit or subterfuge or crazy luck you've acquired a lightsaber! What color is the blade?
blue like Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker
green like Yoda or Luke Skywalker
purple like Mace Windu
yellow like Rey
white like Ahsoka Tano
orange like Plo Koon or Baylon Skoll
red like Darth Vader or Darth Maul
I demand nothing less than the darksaber from the Mandalorian
I don't think I can be trusted with an unstoppable laser sword
Star Wars is for corporate shills and nerds, of which I am neither












