#scream park

[sugarrushsato]

Pictures taken moments before Iggy gets the spitroasting of his lifetime

[as-an-offering]

I kicked this trend off unfortunately so here are my things.

Ogre Movie Character Smell Ranking: (mostly) Normal Person Addition

Shoutout to @twiceinawhile and @centaurivee for joining me on this unhinged journey

Pavi: Pavi absolutely smells the best. Not just of the characters here, but of anyone. You have never smelled colognes more exotic and intoxicating than whatever this man has on. It might be a little too strong sometimes because on occasion his faces go a little off, but who cares.

Walter (Blood Oranges, unreleased): Walter doesn’t spend money on himself much, but the one thing he likes to splurge on (other than rare stamps) is really fancy cologne and aftershave. “Wow you smell nice” is about the only compliment he ever gets and usually the only thing anyone says to him ever.

Kitty (our unofficial name for the demon from Demonatrix I know the movie isn't even done being edited everyone shut up): he smells soft and comforting, like laundry fresh out of the dryer. Occasionally he smells a little smoky, usually when freshly summoned.

The Preacher (Queen of Blood): Bram’s options are limited due to the time period that he lives in and his profession (country preachers don’t have much in the way of money), but he’s at least clean. Smells like old timey soap.

Harper Alexander (2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams): Let’s be real, hygiene wasn’t exactly fantastic in the 1860’s. But it’s Harper. He has a mayor to impress. Probably smells like fancy soap and lady’s perfume.

The Twin (Devil's Carnival): He’s low on the list but I don’t think he’s stinky. Snakes just don’t have much in the way of smell. I don’t think there’s a place to buy fancy scented things in hell, but who knows? If there is, whatever he gets is probably classy but a little less masculine than you’d expect. Probably kind of floral and bright.

Iggy (Scream Park): He reeks. I am so serious and strong in my belief that this man is GROSS. Old blood and mildew and sweat and a rotten sort of something only thinly veiled by cheap cologne and cigarette smoke on the rare occasions where he goes out to the local bar. He stinks and he doesn’t care that he stinks. He lives alone, who’s he trying to impress? Ogre?

[twiceinawhile]

his eyes captivate me

[dinah-lance]

🖤

[bisexualchrissycunningham]

GRACE VAN DIEN as KELLY Q in SCREAM PARK VR

[selffagellation]

Memes I made to send to my buddy, but also that could be texts Iggy sent to Ogre to ask him on a date

[linn-vicious]

[thevideodungeon]

Scream Park (2012)

A fairly decent movie about employees getting murdered during an after hours party at an amusement park. Unfortunately, all promotional materials give away the big plot reveal, essentially making it all pointless. Also, the much-advertised Doug Bradly appearance is just a cameo.

5/10