May 13
detective honorable scythe constantine
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
seen from Germany
seen from Singapore
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Kenya
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Singapore
detective honorable scythe constantine
CONSTANTINEE ⚔️🌊
I also forgot about his existence I really need to re-read AOAS 💀
Characters: Scythe Constantine — Arc of a Scythe by Neal Shusterman
Goddard: *to Constantine* If I had to choose between spending the rest of my life gleaning people like that or gleaning myself, I’d make sure to blame everything on you IN MY SUICIDE NOTE!
Arc of a Scythe Incorrect quotes pt 3 Aka Me Seeing How Many Tags I Can Slap Onto a Single Post pt 3
Faraday: I have a new hoodie.
Curie: Wrong. WE have a new hoodie.
Citra: Why are your tongues purple?
Faraday: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Curie: I had a red one.
Citra: Oh.
Citra: OH.
Rowan: You drank each other's slushies?
Citra: Ya'll always talk about E-boy this and E-girl that, but no one wants to talk about the E-conomy. Marican capitalism is a fundamentally flawed system-
Constantine: BEHOLD! The field in which I grow my f*cks! Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it BARREN!
Mandela: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Citra: Theft.
Curie: Disturbing the peace.
Faraday: Aggravated assut.
Morrison: Arson
Rowan. All the above. In that order, probably.
Goddard: You know what? You're in timeout! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!!!
Rowan: *Climbing on top of the refrigerator* THIS HOUSE IS A F*CKING NIGHTMARE!!!!!
Greyson: *Alone in his room and talking to the Thunderhead* You are my da-ad! YOU'RE MY DAD! Boogy woogy-woogy!
Volta: Do not come over to my room. If the room is on fire, you may knock once, if I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Greyson: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Thunderhead: Your life?
Greyson: I- well, yes, but-
Scythe ocs Incorrect quotes!
Newton: Did you get the eggs like I asked?
Bly: Even better!
Newton: What the f*ck did you-
Bly: *Holds up chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Bly: Honk.
Newton: WHAT?
Bly: HONK!
Newton: WHAT THE F*CK DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME, YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SH*T!!?
What is the best reason for Scythe Constantine to have turned the corner so many times?
Vanity reasons, he's not super old he just likes looking young
He does wait until he gets quite old before turning, he's just incredibly old
It's the affect of his face having been repeatedly damaged + reconstructed
Other reason (please tell me)
I don't know but I hate not knowing what other people think (just like me fr)
I know I'm basically the only person who has thought about this character more than once but even still I would like other people's opinions
HI. I’ve joined like 2 aoas discord servers and all of them have been so dead so IM MAKING ONE. I’m still working on it and don’t know how to do some of the things so it might be a little bit BUT ITS COMING (sorry for so many tags)
Got bored
Mandela: Why are Faraday and Curie sitting with their backs to each other?
Constantine: They had a fight.
Mandela: Then why are they holding hands?
Constantine: They get sad when they fight.