Aug 2, 2014
Coming Out
Dad: That's not very girl, is it?
Me: M-Maybe I don't want girl.
Dad: What.
Me: Maybe...Maybe I want boy.
Dad: .....Okay.
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Coming Out
Dad: That's not very girl, is it?
Me: M-Maybe I don't want girl.
Dad: What.
Me: Maybe...Maybe I want boy.
Dad: .....Okay.
my dad and I were discussing the last name Butts, and he said it'd be better than being named Penis, then he just quietly said "Shirley Vagina?"
My father just called me a monochrome hippie.
SO I HAVE THIS NEIGHBOR AND HIS NAME IS CECIL AND MY DAD JUST CALLED HIM SISNEIRO LIKE DAD I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD WITH NAMES BUT SISNEIRO???
Man, he ugly, do all the orcs have birth defects or something?
My Dad while watching Lord of the Rings
This weekend is going to be filled with quotes and text posts about my dad because oh my god He's singing Adele while washing the dishes