#set achilles

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He has plans to make me worse?? Well don't mind if I do 😏 I consent to this with a very open mindset 😌

It's been a while.

FREAK

FREAAAAAAAAAAK

FREAK ALERT

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Don't worry about him killing me, my body was meant to handle rough guys like him. I will persist and I will fix him 😌

He my shayla

you cannot fix him

he's very bad

if you ever try to tell him that you'll fix him, he'll bust out laughing and call you an idiot. Then he leans down to your level to tell you that he plans to make you worse

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All I want for Christmas is...SET. I WANT SET. I BEG FOR SET.

AhhahsHSHSUHSHDHHS

Also merry Christmas:)

First Set of 2026

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Quick something to ask how would your aus react to someone asking them "how they would hide a body"

Martyr: yea- no. We're not having this conversation. He has to go get ready for a Halloween party with fragment

Polyseme: holy hell??? Wild. So wild. He's sure he heard you wrong. Who starts a conversation like that?

Blight: you'll be finding out soon

Terrors Within: they wonder why you would hide a body in the first place. Wouldn't you need it for something? Why else would you have it? Aren't you going to eat that?

Doctor Gaster II: why.... what. Why are you asking? Are you from the families? If you are, he promises that he'll contact you about your family members after a few more experimental tests

Null: ...

Atonia: hide a body? Oh. No. He displays his victories for all to see

Bae: what are you, a cop?

Sponge: there's no where to hide bodies in the void, so he'd probably dump it in someone else's universe

Bear: eat em. Don't waste food

Dust: he's still wondering where his own dust is

Paralysis: not his job. He gets Bear to deal with the bodies

Knat: hes got no idea. He's bad at keeping secrets

De-bug: WHY ARE YOU HIDING BODIES????

Achilles: what...? Huh??

Set: buried under endangered fauna.

Punk: holy shit- he's a hot topic regular, not a prison bird???

Turning Pink: in the closet. Hang em up like clothes

Active Nightmare: in the backyard

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Look, ik that you said before that you have no faith in me in fixing Set but like, what if I make him worse than he is 😈

I will support him in all his wrongs 😊

do not support his wrongs

His wrongs are VERY wrong

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So... (looks at chaos of what's happening.) How would your Sans AUs play Minecraft? And the water guys get waterproof and playable games to play underwater.

-Reporter who was thrown into a giant washing machine a few minutes ago.

Martyr: invites fragment and gets sad when he's too busy to play Minecraft with him

Polyseme: makes a slot machine and just gambles the whole time

Blight: redstone (End rod and sticky piston)

Terrors Within: breaks the console the second the background music starts. It startled them

Doctor Gaster II: redstone (awesome and cool)

Null: doesn't run once. Finishes the game in silence. Never says a single word or takes a detour.

Atonia: starts a raid just so the villagers will give him discounts

Bae: digs straight down and falls into a massive diamond vein

Sponge: turns off the console immediately. Only hops on to play with debug and build a house with him. Their Minecraft beds are next to each other

Bear: spends the whole time trying to make every food possible

Dust: ghost. Just watches Knat play

Paralysis: he refuses to play the game.

Knat: tames every mob possible. Dies 50+ times trying to tame hostile mobs

De-bug: excitedly builds statues of his friends

Achilles: he ends up playing on an smp and delivering items from player to player

Set: kills everything. EVERYTHING.

Punk: burns down a village and then takes a cat and names it rocket launcher

Turning Pink: making cute builds with ONLY pink blocks. LDshadowlady style

Active Nightmare: decided to capture a bunch of endermen and change all blocks to water

STTS: he can't see well out of his mask so he falls off a cliff twice before his gaming device is taken

Underwater: he plays the game normally until he finds a bed. Then he only sleeps and stands on the bed waiting to sleep again

WaterFall: he tames a dog, names it Cory, and then gets sad when the dog dies, so he gets another dog and names it Cory (again) and acts like it's the same dog

Ripper: spawns a zombie in a box full of villagers

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Quesiton: which AU char is most bitable

(Putting taste, texture, and response into mind - like will they slap me if I try -)

Martyr: very chill with being bitten if he knows you. Tastes savory and a little spicy. His bones are cracked and rough

Polyseme: he'd laugh it off if you bit him, but he'd be VERY weirded out. Tastes of spiked condiments. You will get tipsy if you bite him too much. His bones are smooth

Blight: do not bite him. He will let his Gaster blaster hounds maul you. His bones feel like they're constantly shifting (like skin)

Terrors Within: you bite? They bite. Simple transaction. Sans and papyrus's bones taste bitter and filthy. They are covered in crack and fractures

Doctor Gaster II: EW????? GET OUT OF HIS LAB IMMEDIATELY????? he tastes of pure determination, bitter and tangy. His bones are melting, so it's a lot like licking up ice cream

Null: no reaction. Bones taste like water. They are brittle and feel like a mannequin

Atonia: HOW DARE YOU BITE HIM? WHAT ARE YOU? A DOG? THEN HE SHALL TREAT YOU AS SUCH. He tastes FAR too citrusy; it's overwhelming. His bones radiate warmth

Bae: he will return your bites. He tastes sweet with a sour undertone. His bones are smooth and well taken care of

Sponge: not bitable. Bitter taste. Filthy bones. He doesn't shower. Ink everywhere.

Bear: highly bitable, very accepting of chomping. His bones will taste of whatever he's most recently cooked. They have cracks but he will guide you to a smoother part of his arm to keep you from being cut

Dust: impossible to bite. Ghost.

Paralysis: he's extremely used to this behavior from Knat, and he will only allow it from Knat. He tastes just as much of citrus as Atonia does, but he tastes more rotten with hints of mold

Knat: excitedly offers to bite you back. Tastes like various wild animals. There WILL be animal hair and scales in your mouth. He's always surrounded by little wildlife friends

De-bug: highly confused and questions if this means you're friends now. He tastes like sprite and his bones shift and glitch in your mouth, making a buzzing sensation.

Achilles: accepting but not excited. He just awkwardly waits for you to be done. He tastes like styrofoam and packing tape, BUT his ecto has the texture of thick jelly, so you can ACTUALLY bite into him

Set: he WILL bite you much harder. This is a competition and he will win. He tastes dry and similar to a mouthful of sand. His bones are naturally barbed, so it will cut up your mouth

Punk: he runs away screaming. His taste is similar to a sour gummy, if not a bit sweeter. His bones are a bit rough, like a cat's tongue

Turning Pink: he is very excited to return your bites. He tastes almost exactly like a chocolate covered strawberry. His bones are rough on the white bits and smooth on the pink areas

Active Nightmare: not nice at all; slaps you repeatedly. He tastes EXTREMELY bitter and his bones are icky and slimy

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Alrighty then. Hugs for Set instead?

He'll hug you til you pop

he only lets go when he feels something break