#seventeen texts

[zabyellasworld]

SVT members stealing your SVT bf phone!

hyung line MAKNAE LINE

[cheoliedollie]

"wanna see my tits?"! svt: texts ♡

☆ ~ hyung line | maknae line

genre: best friend svt | nsfw | reader is pranking them, but they don't care | friends to lovers maybe idk let's see

note by marie: back to my prime! feel free to interact anytime! ♡ as always, hope you guys like it!

[jihoonieeee]

Boyfriend texts ✮ S coups

Pairing: Scoups x reader

Synopsis: random texts with your boyfriend seungcheol

Warnings: just fluff

Authors note: some smau for my coups girlies! Hope you all enjoy! Lemme know which other members you want💛

[vernonverse]

📲 Bf!Seventeen when you're secretly spending time with their family

ⓘ content info ⸺ paring. seventeen x f!reader. genre | tags. fake texts, one-shot, comedy, humor, fluff. warnings. none. requested: yes/no.

ʚ A/N: This one was so much fun to make! I hope you like it as much as I enjoyed making it!

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[imhalfplastic]

seventeen (maknae line ver.) reacting to a 3am text that is definitely a booty call but none of them realize it right away

hyung line - maknae line

⊹ overview - pairing: seventeen (maknae line) x f!reader

genre: humor · fake texts · suggestive, MDNI! themes: late-night curiosity, mixed signals, casual chaos, boys who take a second to catch on, comedic timing, friends who maybe wanna kiss or something more?, a slightly nonchalant reader cw: suggestive tone, light thirst, chaotic texting behavior

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[kozukensgf]

boyfriend texts with seventeen!

prompt: asking seventeen “If we were seahorses, would you let me get you pregnant?”

charac! all members

genres! fake text, smau, crack, fluff

note! the moment i received this inbox i get to work IMMEDIATELY because of how unhinged it was 😭 thank you for requesting!

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[naegahosh]

how seventeen react when you laugh in the middle of a makeout session

you’re in his shirt, sprawled on the bed, laughing so hard at some stupid meme that you’re literally rolling.

He walks in from work, leans on the doorway with that I can’t believe you’re mine smile

and he comes over, pulls you into his lap, kisses you—

and you can’t stop laughing into his mouth because the meme is still in your head.

genre: fluff

🍒 S.COUPS (Seungcheol)

He just groans against your lips, forehead to yours:

“Baby… I’m trying to kiss you here.”

But then you laugh again, and his lips twitch:

“Fine. I’ll wait. Just finish laughing. I’m not going anywhere.”

His arms never leave your waist.

😇 JEONGHAN

He LOVES it.

“Am I that funny? Or is the video funnier?”

You laugh again and he laughs because you’re laughing.

He squishes your cheeks between his hands:

“Come here, clown. Try again.”

🦌 JOSHUA

Soft smile, one hand on your back:

“You’re adorable.”

You laugh into another kiss and he whispers:

“Take your time. I like watching you be happy.”

Warm, gentle, patient.

🐱 JUN (Junhui)

He kisses your jaw, your cheek, your temple:

“Okay, you’re laughing.

One kiss here.

One here.

One here.”

Now you’re shrieking.

He’s delighted:

“I’ll find the quiet spot eventually.”

🐯 HOSHI (Soonyoung)

He gets infected immediately.

You laugh → he laughs → you both wheeze.

“WHY ARE WE LAUGHING I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S FUNNY.”

He falls back dramatically, hugging you to his chest.

🦊 WONWOO

He tries to pretend he’s unbothered…

…but that tiny smile is unstoppable.

“You’re laughing while I’m kissing you?

…wow. I must be losing my touch.”

He just hugs you tighter and keeps kissing you until the giggles dissolve.

🍚 WOOZI (Jihoon)

Deadpan.

“Are you done?”

You giggle again.

“Okay. I guess we’re laughing instead of kissing.”

then he suddenly tackles you and tickles you until you’re screaming.

“NOW try to laugh. Go on.”

🍕 DK (Seokmin)

He bursts into the same laughter, because he’s sunshine.

“Wait—let me laugh too—HAHAHAHA!”

Absolutely no kissing happening.

Just chaotic joy.

He ends up hugging you like a big teddy bear, both of you gasping.

🐶 MINGYU

He looks offended in the funniest way.

“Babe. I’m literally kissing you. Hello?”

You keep laughing.

He gently bites your bottom lip:

“Is the video better than me? Seriously?”

You show him the meme and now he’s screaming.

🐸 THE8 (Minghao)

He pauses. Blinks.

Then:

“Are you okay?”

You laugh into another kiss.

He sighs like a disappointed prince, but his eyes are soft:

“Finish laughing. I’ll be right here.”

And he strokes your hair until the giggles calm.

🍊 SEUNGKWAN

Dramatic.

“So I come home from work and my girlfriend is possessed by a meme.”

He kisses you again and you laugh.

“UNBELIEVABLE. I’m competing with TikTok.”

But he kisses your forehead anyway.

🐢 VERNON

Chillest reaction.

“Oh, you’re laughing while kissing? Cool.”

He just keeps kissing you through it, unbothered.

You wheeze, and he mumbles:

“It’s kinda cute. Makes me wanna laugh too.”

🦦 DINO (Chan)

He kisses you and you laugh.

He freezes.

“Wait. Was that something I did?”

You show him the meme.

He explodes laughing instantly.

“OKAY OKAY I GET IT, IT’S FUNNY. COME HERE.”

[hanniehaeo]

Lili if and only if you're taking requests, please, i absolutely beg you to give me some cocky freaky husband seokmin 😩

send me a nut video (sound on)

pairing... freaky!husband!seokmin x freaky?reader

genre... smau, fluff, smut?, freaky texts

content warning... nsfw, FREAKY, implied oral, impreg?, obvi nut video joke

an... honestly this was so fun to make hehe thank you for the idea sam :D @joonsytip i made them EXTRA FREAKY for you ... i think this is the freakiest smau ive ever made... minors dni ty <3

a/n... i need a seokmin too... hope you guys enjoyed <3

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