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[systemsearcher]

Random Homestuck thought

After years of being vaguely somewhere in the Homestuck fandom, for good or bad, I just suddenly realized something.

After all this time, not even once had I seen a fanwork of any kind that takes place in a session that isn't horrifically fucked up in some way.

That's honestly kinda funny.

[ask-derse]

Hi, my name’s Jasmine.

I never met the previous caretaker of this blog, Celia Warden, the Maid of Blood, but from reading her old entries, it seems like we have a lot in common. I’m pretty sure she was in a completely different session than me and my friends. I learned about this blog and got the log in from what I guess is her final message, that I found in paradox space.

She asked the reader not to share the full contents of that message with her blog, but to let her readers know that she, and the people she love are okay, and found a happy ending (so much as there ever is an ending).

Celia gave permission to the person who found her message to take over her blog if they wanted, and since I kinda do, that’s what I’m going to be doing.

I know that my Derse is a little different to Ceilia’s and I know that I am for sure a lot different from Celia herself, but we both love Derse, and the Dersites, so I am going to keep the spirit of her blog alive.

There are a lot of messages still in the inbox from seven years ago, and I’m gonna start answering those questions, even though I know the people who asked them may or may not be long gone.

– Jasmine Harley, Mage of Rage

[bhsdiaries]

Troll List:

Viz(Vizchen) acquiredNeplasm[AN]

- An olive blood that has a mutation that can make and bend fire to his will(it has the worst repercussions) loves wearing suits and is doing his best!

Dallfe correctiveCasualty[CC]

- A renegade jade blood who loves embroidery and her friends! She lives with Namnon after her hive was destroyed in a drone attack.

Ami(Amitbi) rammScam[RS]

- Our friendly local burgundy blood, she’s 4'9, into magjicks, loves her big tiddy troll bf and is always making friends!

Nihlah vocalDesolation[VD]

- A goldblood with no voice, but a lot to say, she does coding, loves video games and taking car eof carnivorous plants!

Jotaro alternianCrusader[AC]

- Our bronze blood with a cause, he loves to chug faygo and FLARP, always crusading around Alternia for his next match!

Ryze(Ryzeum)- Big tiddy purple blood, 6'9, a runaway juggalo that we’re not sure if he is meant to be the muscle or our sexual objectifyable character sometimes!

Nam(Namnon) androitEscamotage[AE]

- A cerulean blod that cant stop yapping, full of constant rude remarks and an attitude for nicknaming others, but has a soft blood pumper of gold.

Kaapro existingDeceased[ED]

- Another goldblood! Kaapro is a goldblood that was blinded during the trials at a young age, he’s been a recluse since his matesprit died.

Sinses abioticSoul[AS]

- A boy! Our teal blood nerd, he is cold and calculating, being observant and keeping secrets, we love him dearly.

[gothicphoenix]

Homestuckers and Table Top Gamers needed.

I am currently working on a Table Top game for Homestuck, the problem is, I need help creating the rules and revising said rules. If anyone would be willing to help please let me know. I want to have a playtest up and running as soon as possible, Thank you.

[izukacchan]

remember when people were releasing sburb downloads and people actually thought they were real

[yarhoza]

Talksprite of my fantroll Clyede Vitwin. Will add more expressions eventually.

Pesterchum Handle: pithyAstrologist

[fading-pastel]

omg i want a homestuck game like SBURB but we begin by making our house like on Sims complete with special features like we can take pictures and make them portraits like the stuff in john's house and in jade's basement filled with beautiful blue women. we can even take pics of something, crop it and give it a "statue property" like in rose's house and have a tv flashing to images of our own choosing like in dave's apartment. then we need to have a server and a client player and you can mess around with house your client player made and talk to each other on pesterchum which is shown like those dialogue text boxes in RPG games but with a cooler pesterchum-y interface which we can edit like in the pesterchum we use now. oh and when the actual client and server connects and start messing with each other's house there's like a time limit for you to mess around and deploy the needed materials. then when its time to prototype you can make your own unique sprite with the random shit you find in your house. it's like a puzzle game too because you have to figure out how to handle the item you get in order to get inside the medium. if you dont' make it in time your client player suffers too since it all happens in order and you all lose and get sent to a void session if you all don't get into the game in time and it would be cool if we could choose being either a kid or a troll in the beginning too so our other friends could be kids and we could be trolls and bother them and check out what they're doing now and what they've done in the past and RP with them and be able to get into pre-set lands that already have been programmed into the game.

i know the new homestuck game probably wont end up this way BUT OMG I DONT CARE I JUST WANT TO PLAY IT. /dead

[anti-homestuck-blog]